How To Get Donald Trump’s Hair In 4 Easy Steps! (graphic instructions)

styleite.com ^ | 4/14/2011 | Justin Fenner

[SonOfDarkSkies]

There are things that mystify and fascinate us beyond belief, and then there’s Donald Trump’s hair. Trump, who many political commentators now believe is planning a run for the presidency, tends to get highly defensive of his world-famous coiffure every time someone suggests it’s a toupee. Because it’s not. It’s a tonsorial work of art.

[Taffini]

Why does he bother? I can imagine it takes effort to keep it up. Why he doesn’t just go “Bruce Willis” is beyond me.

[NavyCanDo]

There is only one step in grabbing a labradoodle and setting it on your head.

[Salamander]

Sometimes I brush mine forward, put on a pair of sunglasses and pretend I’m Cousin It.

Does that count?

[I’ve wanted do “punk spikes” but I’d need clear varnish to keep them upright]

[M. Thatcher]

[SonOfDarkSkies]

BTW, teasing about hair aside (as I said upthread, I shave my noggin, so I have little room to tease), if Trump keeps pounding Obama as he has done in the last few weeks, he can absolutely count on my vote.

[Milton Miteybad]

It’s a pretty standard hairstyle. I don’t know what the big deal is - that he has a full head of blond hair? Haters.

Uh, no.

The man's hairstyle make him appear as though he's wearing a blow-dried red badger on his head, an effect which is only getting worse with age.

It makes little difference how Trump chooses to wear what's left of his hair, of course, but that in no way mitigates the fact his coiffure these days looks less like a head of hair and more like a ravenous animal perched atop his head.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Sometimes I brush mine forward, put on a pair of sunglasses and pretend I’m Cousin It.

lol...that most certainly counts.;-)

[lonevoice]

Wheeeee!!

(I think maybe his hair follicles are a sentient life form)

[texas_mrs]

I want to know what the back of his hair looks like. Must be some really weird part about halfway down his head.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

But can a labradoodle hang on in a gale force wind like my cat can?

[Taffini]

the dog may need duct tape, the cat is equipped with his own attachment devices

[lonevoice]

He actually would look way better.

[Persevero]

May his hair live long and prosper.

[OldNewYork]

“Uh, no.”

Uh, yes.

“The man’s hairstyle make him appear as though he’s wearing a blow-dried red badger on his head, an effect which is only getting worse with age.”

To you. I can only imagine how sad he must be that you don’t find him attractive.

“It makes little difference how Trump chooses to wear what’s left of his hair, of course,”

He has a full head of hair. Some men do.

[dirtboy]

How To Get Donald Trump’s Hair In 4 Easy Steps! (graphic instructions)

I always figured there was one easy step involving a commercial-grade leaf blower.

[derllak]

Yeah, that’s much better!

Give him some dark sunglasses and he could be a stand-in for Jack Nicholson.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

He a fast worker...maybe he broke the sound barrier...

[sanjuanbob]

Let’s be fair here...if you’re going to post an unflattering picture of a straight talking guy that a lot of us here are interested in, let’s see you post an unflattering picture of yourself! (No disrespect intended)

[DeaconRed]

I call the Donald Davey Crocket.
He looks like he has a coon skin cap on. . . . . .

[lonevoice]

LOL!