Posted on 03/22/2011 12:12:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) — Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.
Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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I was expecting this to be a picture of Pamela Anderson....
Where do you think babies come from?
Ouch (literally)
ROFLOL classic
“That made laugh! OMG
$51.22 hahaha I’m still laughing.”
Get ready to laugh some more: someone posted to a duplicate thread yesterday; hmmm...4 rolls of quarters, 2 rolls of dimes, 2 rolls of pennies...
Yep, I’m still laughin’, too!
Karin! Baby...Sweetheart...Boobala
You need to learn how to use a purse honey. Jeez
Thats’s ludicrous. After stuffing all that stuff into her storage locker there is no way a partridge would fit.
VagaCell - The new bomb shelter!
LOL!
I’m thinking she has some well developed kagel muscles.
Laz, Laz we have a gal for you!
I’m sure she’s a very nice girl once you get to know her.
My Mom used to say “you don’t know where these coins might have been”.
Witholding judgement pending possibly exculpatory cleanup...oh, wait just a sec...”A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22”.
On second thought, hang her from the nearest tree!
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where his skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
The impressive thing???
ALL PENNIES!!!
Now now, we don’t want to lose him do we?
Get help sweetie, before it's too late.
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