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To: Uncle Miltie

Perhaps we teachers could do the same.

1. Create a worst student/parent award. Lowest test score, lowest attendance, lowest amount of homework returned, and highest # of swear words thrown at a teacher.

2. Worst Private Contractor. We could highlight the companies that are supposed to do out side contract work for the district and screw it up. (Like my heat ALL YEAR)

3. Worst administrator. Find the principle that hasn’t returned referral sheets, or dealt bulling or harassment complaints. I like the ones that want you to fill out their paper work. Bonus points for “handling” the situation with no one getting into trouble. (Except me that is)

4. Worst curriculum director. Hasn’t gotten you the approved books for three weeks, and still doesn’t know when they are coming in.

5. Worst IT member. 180 days, you outsourced jack wagons can’t keep us running 180 days.

6. Student arrested achievement award. Determined by the number of fights, (x2) for staff hits.

7. The porn awards going to the student with the highest amount of sexting in a month. Triple points if caught hooking up in school.

8. A special mention for parents that have two or more students achieve one of these awards. (Must have different fathers).

Last but not least a special award to all the lazy armchair QB’s thinking they could do a better job. Step on up and do better.


14 posted on 03/13/2011 11:47:15 PM PDT by Martel1971
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To: Martel1971

Have you seen “Waiting for Superman?”


15 posted on 03/13/2011 11:59:40 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971

Why does the idea of videos of the worst people in your profession threaten you?

Wouldn’t you prefer to be rid of them, if you’re competent?

I know I would.


17 posted on 03/14/2011 12:03:27 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971

Is that you, Dennis Van Roekel?


20 posted on 03/14/2011 12:12:12 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
3. Worst administrator. Find the principle that hasn’t returned referral sheets,...

So you're a teacher, huh?
21 posted on 03/14/2011 12:53:19 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (HM2/USN M/3/3 Marines RVN 66-67)
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To: Martel1971

I take it that you are some type of teacher.

On top of all that you wrote the phrase “...Find the principle that hasn’t returned referral sheets” seems to demonstrate the height of your teaching of the English language. The correct spelling is “Principal”...not principle.


22 posted on 03/14/2011 12:57:28 AM PDT by DH (The Second Amendment is the only protection for the First Amendment)
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To: Martel1971
"2. Worst Private Contractor. We could highlight the companies that are supposed to do out side (sic) contract work for the district and screw it up."

Perhaps you could use some "out side" English instruction.

23 posted on 03/14/2011 1:16:26 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"Last but not least a special award to all the lazy armchair QB’s thinking they could do a better job."

Plural, possessive, plural, geez. This English thingie is so hard for Teecherz.

24 posted on 03/14/2011 1:19:15 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"Find the principle (sic) that hasn’t returned referral sheets, or dealt bulling (sic) or harassment complaints."

Do you work in Spain and teach bullfighting? Or did you mean "bullying," but couldn't spell correctly?

25 posted on 03/14/2011 1:21:29 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"6. Student arrested (sic) achievement award."

This could go one of several ways. However, if you meant how often the student is arrested, then the proper English would be:

"6. Student arrest achievement award."

But under your grand tutelage, perhaps their student-hood is "arrested."

26 posted on 03/14/2011 1:25:18 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"# of swear words thrown (awkward) at a teacher."

Do they write the swear words on blocks of wood before hurling them? My high school English teacher would have red-lined "thrown."

27 posted on 03/14/2011 1:29:09 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"7. The porn awards going to the student with the highest amount of sexting in a month."

Gee, one behavior ("sexting") generates multiple "awards" for one "student"? You are a generous soul, if unclear about plurals again.

28 posted on 03/14/2011 1:31:05 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"Lowest test score, lowest attendance, lowest amount of homework returned, and highest # of swear words thrown at a teacher."

Class, please find the subject of this sentence.

29 posted on 03/14/2011 1:32:57 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"8. A special mention for parents that (sic) have two or more students achieve one of these awards."

You certainly are a dehumanizing fellow. Usually, when referring to a person, the following pronoun is "who".

30 posted on 03/14/2011 1:34:48 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971
"Step on up and do better."

It appears I have done better without trying very hard by destroying a single post of yours.

Ladies and Gentlemen: We have our first contestant for "Worst Teacher in America," and he or she is Martel1971.

We'll start with Mr. / Mrs. / Miss Martel1971 in First Place, and see who can beat him or her.

31 posted on 03/14/2011 1:37:46 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Allah sucks pig teat.)
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To: Martel1971

Do you support the tachers union? Or does what they do make no difference to you? This is about a union that propagandizes against America. This is about teachers who do not know grammar or math teaching either or both. This is about teachers substituting American history and world history with damned lying history. This is about teachers who do not know much, if anything, about the US Constitution. This is about teachers who promote global warming and envirowhacko fantasies to young minds to create a constituency for a lie and insidiously nudging them into communism....not to mention scaring little kids to death.
This is about teachers who promote the gay agenda to innocent children in the classrooms.

And as for all the things you mentioned, had teachers NOT promoted a sexual agenda, a far left liberal agenda, a gay agenda, since these kids first stepped into their classrooms, maybe we wouldn’t see all these “problems” you posted.


34 posted on 03/14/2011 1:56:46 AM PDT by MestaMachine (Note: I do NOT capitalize anything I don't respect...like obama and/or islam...but I repeat myself.)
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To: Martel1971

We already have all that. It’s called the private sector and You Tube. Oh, and a school administrator is a “Principal” not a principle.

We have our first nominee!


46 posted on 03/14/2011 9:59:42 AM PDT by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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