Posted on 02/25/2011 8:09:43 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Amen.
Why does Ricky Fowler wear such goofy hats?
They have a hole you have to walk through a trap to get to and it has path?
Cam will dominate the NFL, if he goes to the right team; with an open minded coach.
The sights, sounds and smells of Iraq. :)
Ah, yes ...
And I'm still reveling wallowing in it. ;-)
Less than three months to go!
My wife has said NO MORE FOREIGN DEPLOYMENTS.
At this point, I want to be, but I'm never sure. I have that tendency to get restless and start champing at the bit after a while. From where I'm sitting right now, though, home just sounds delightful. I've been here so long...
My wife has said NO MORE FOREIGN DEPLOYMENTS.
LOL - your wife is a smart lady.
Bump drafting probably only for Daytona and Tallegaga. Not sure.
More info Matchett...
Freakin commies attacking our country from within. Finally now America will realize what has been happening.
This decision should be easy for people to make unless they are just plain stupid.
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