Posted on 02/25/2011 8:09:43 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hi CC!
45/70? You’re nuts! LoL
Thanks for the link! bttt
It seemed to work on Bambi. (Head shot)
got el Rushbo on the ear buds and the tv on the golf tourney............go Rickie Fowler go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....see ya at the lounge
Like I said, I just can’t help it.
LOL - holy carp!
Re: Henry
A lesbian calling herself a.Catholic. I see no purpose of amendment. She can tell it to man upstairs; he knows all.
All I can do is pray, and slap sense into her should I see her.
/s
present
Just got back from a confernce call. Dingy Harry is a typical libtard. In 1995, the shutdown led to a balanced budget. Dingy forgets this, the people haven’t. For libtards, history begins anew with every new POTUS.
With apologies to Clint Eastwood for stealing his line: “A man’s gotta know his limitations.”
.223 legal for deer where you are?
Sigh, .243 is the minimum caliber for deer here in Merryland...
Folks, doesn’t it make you seethe with anger even more than you already are, to know that Obama and the Democrats looted the Treasury, and indebted future generations for the sole purpose of payback to the unions? If justice really exists, there must be a day of reckoning for all those involved.
What channel?
I didnt just go to the unions.
He made a lot of fat cat buddies fatter too.
Since the O determines law, I’m sure he could stop SS checks for effect.
I didnt just go to the unions.
He made a lot of fat cat buddies fatter too.
Jeffery Imelt loves him!
I believe so.
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