Posted on 01/13/2011 8:27:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ehhh...I don’t know - I’ve lived through times when $50.00 was a pretty huge chunk of money.
And while I’m at it, what is the civil response to “No justice; no peace?”
Or flying planes into your buildings.
Whipped puppies...
Beat me some more, Master, beat me some more...
She hasn’t replied yet. She’s probably cross-checking them with Kos. ;-)
I think that is the backdoor way of banning guns. No one could have one because almost everyone would be within 1000 ft.
I can think of where some salaries and family size would make it hard too.
But that guy was a beggar though. I can’t stand that.
Well, thank you very much, I skeeeert the cat, I was laughing so hard!!!! I kept thinking that exact same thing when I saw that picture!!
ROFLROFLROFL..!!!!
What has Krauthammer been drinking lately? Kool-Aid?
Kraut can eat a bug
They are being given media time instead. This has happened before- IIRC, a talk radio host gave them time before, in exchange for not protesting a specific funeral.
It’s an idiotic idea. What about when Virginia had the second amendment rally? I guess politicians would be outlawed there or would they be illegal?
Rush 24/7 isn’t so much about the subscription cost as it is the need for proper bandwidth. I don’t have it. I’m doing well just to stream his show at low-def. :(
for me, havin Rush 24/7 would cut into my drinkin time
I’m done with Krauthammer after he put down Sarah Palin for doing the video on blood libel last night.
He is one of the people invited to the WH a while back. I think they get sprayed with the pod dust when they visit, and they’re never the same again.
lol; reminded of a commented emailed to me that a friend posed on another website:
I know how good it would make me feel (as my spirit floated above my funeral service) to see each and every one of you clad in a little blue t-shirts you were forced to wear over your suits and dresses and stuff....
Obama, summoning through his wise multi-faceted worship techniques, every diety or lump of rock ever worshipped by man as a send off to me and as a reminder to all of you remaining to play nice and watch your metaphors (especially since were approaching an election cycle).
I am all aglow with warmth just thinking of it.
many thanks!!!
Gee. You mean like the civility Barry showed toward the Supreme Court at the SOTU?
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