Posted on 01/13/2011 8:27:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Fire hits Palin’s church in Alaska
December 13, 2008|By Monte Plott CNN
A “suspicious” fire devastated the church attended by Alaska Gov. and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Friday night in her hometown of Wasilla, the church’s minister said.
“We have no idea what caused it,” the Rev. Larry Kroon of the Wasilla Bible Church said Saturday, adding that investigators were considering arson and other possible causes.
I hope Rush does play some clips from the Wellstone Memorial. Do it for Paul.
We're pikers.
at one point during Barry’s victory speech, I thought of Clinton and that moment...
It was as though Barry had channeled Bill...
...unless they they have just become more sophisticated.
Liberal Rush?
Is he channeling Maurice?
“The Funeral Crashers”—LOL!
“There’s votes in them caskets.”
Thought the same. Also, have you noticed how Obama crinkles his chin-—at similar practiced moments when Bill used to bite his lower lip?
Also, if Harry Reid showed up for a funeral, someone might mistake him for a corpse.
It exemplifies all that is the modern democrats.
It’s always symbolism over substance.
If Rush wanted to be “civil” the way the leftists are, he should just rerun choice bits from Air America, Bill Maher, Jon Stweart, Chris Matthews, any anchor you can think of, Reverend Wright, David Letterman, etc.,
...and just do the bits in his own voice.
See what happens!
That was an excellent point, especially with Rush' point that this theme is going to carried into the State of the Union speech.
You heard that too? I thought it was on 24/7.
ROFLMAO!
It is funny
LOL
Jimmuh is getting old...
Will there be yukking it up at his funeral ???
This is ironic — I was emailing with a lib friend yesterday who said I wouldn’t find a list of liberal violent statements. After choking in disbelief, I pulled up one. They are all from lib sources too, like the AP, WaPo, NYT, etc.
“I have good news to report. Glenn Beck appears closer to suicide. I’m hoping that he does it on camera....given his alcoholism and his tendencies towards self-destruction, I am only hoping that when Glenn Beck does put a gun to his head and pulls the trigger, that it’s on television, because somebody will capture it on YouTube and it will be the most popular little piece of video for months.”
“Maybe at that point, Limbaugh will do the honorable thing and just gobble up enough - enough Viagra that he becomes absolutely rigid and keels over dead.”
“Maybe then O’Reilly will just drink a vat of the poison he spews out on America every night and choke to death! Because that’s what’s gonna to happen, that’s what they are pushing these right-wing, nut case, fringe, militia jerk-wads to doing!”
— Mike Malloy, liberal talk show host
“I want to go up to the closest white person and say: ‘You can’t understand this, it’s a black thing’ and then slap him, just for my mental health”
— New York city councilman Charles Barron
“That Scott down there that’s running for governor of Florida...Instead of running for governor of Florida, they ought to have him and shoot him. Put him against the wall and shoot him. He stole billions of dollars from the United States government and he’s running for governor of Florida. He’s a millionaire and a billionaire. He’s no hero. He’s a damn crook. It’s just we don’t prosecute big crooks.”
— Former Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D-PA)
http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/01/dem-congressman-who-called-gop-gov-be-put-against-wall-and-shot-n
“You guys see Live and Let Die, the great Bond film with Yaphet Kotto as the bad guy, Mr. Big? In the end they jam a big CO2 pellet in his face and he blew up. I have to tell you, Rush Limbaugh is looking more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebodys going to jam a CO2 pellet into his head and hes going to explode like a giant blimp. That day may come. Not yet. But well be there to watch. I think hes Mr. Big, I think Yaphet Kotto. Are you watching, Rush?”
— Chris Matthews, MSNBC
“My Congressman Eric Cantor, and you and your cupcake evil wife...” “Remember Eric...our judgment time, the final Yom Kippur has been given. You are a liar, you’re a Lucifer, you’re a pig, a greedy ****ing pig, you’re an abomination, you receive my bullets in your office, remember they will be placed in your heads. You and your children are Lucifer’s abominations.”
— Norman Leboon, arrested for threats against Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA)
“You’re damn right, Dick Cheney’s heart’s a political football. We ought to rip it out and kick it around and stuff it back in him. I’m glad he didn’t tip over. He is the new poster child for health care in this country. “
— Ed Schultz, MSNBC
‘’I don’t regret setting bombs...’’I feel we didn’t do enough.’’
‘’Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.”
— Bill Ayers (who also co-authored “Prairie Fire,” which was dedicated in part to Sirhan Sirhan. The Kennedy clan wasn’t too happy about it.)
“A spoiled child (Bush) is telling us our Social Security isn’t safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here’s your answer, you ungrateful whelp: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little b*stard. [audio of gun being cocked].”
— Randi Rhodes, Talk Radio host (this is the one I heard. Wish I hadn’t.)
It’s unfortunate that drivers must worry that their SUVs are being targeted by insulting stickers and Molotov cocktails, but one thing’s for sure: It couldn’t be happening to a more deserving group of people.”
— Ted Rall (former Village Voice war correspondent)
“I have zero doubt that if Dick Cheney was not in power, people wouldn’t be dying needlessly tomorrow....I’m just saying if he did die, other people, more people would live. That’s a fact.”
— Bill Maher (oddly enough, I’ve read that he and Ann Coulter actually are friends and dated. Ehhhh????)
“If I got (Condi Rice) a** on camera, I would put my Mars Air Jordans so far up her butt that the Mayo Clinic would have to remove them.”
— Spike Lee (I guess this is cheating a bit because he’s from Hollyweird and can’t be expected to have brains.)
“I will never submit to fight beneath that banner with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
— Sen. Robert C. Byrd, in a letter to Sen. Bilbo, 1944 (deceased, D-WV and former KKK Kleagle and Grand Cyclops, whatever those are.)
“I want to go up to the closest white person and say: ‘You can’t understand this, it’s a black thing’ and then slap him, just for my mental health”
— New York city councilman Charles Barron
Barry tosses his face in the air...
Some time soon its gonna stick to the ceiling...
Then what ???
No speech ???
Oh noez...
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