[bibletruth]

I wish to make an offer to the liberals and democrats; that they all volunteer for a One-Way Mission to Mars. Since paying taxes is patriotic, then for those liberals they should consider it a great patriotic honor to volunteer for a One-Way Mission to Mars. Maybe they will discover a new health-care solution for all of us.

Just think of the benefits this FREE USA Country would then return to:

• freedom of our personal property, freedom of a voice in our country
• freedom of religion, freedom from liberal lies
• freedom to choose our own health-care providers
• freedom to pay constitutional taxes based upon actual needs
• freedom from evil people trying to shovel into our face socialism
• freedom from some many items its just too long to list

[Suvroc10]

I think they want to join the super-duper mile-high club.

[SouthTexas]

Marching music

[ssaftler]

What do you call 400 Liberals on a one-way mission to Mars? A good start!

(Sorry, couldn’t resist)

[palmer]

You lost me on the connection. There’s nothing wrong with volunteering to go to Mars.

[JRios1968]

Is Nancy Pelosi signed up?

[Nachum]

Well, odds are they probably used to live in Detroit. Mars would look like a picnic next to Downtown Detroit. :)

[JRandomFreeper]

I'd go. In a heart-beat.

/johnny

[sinsofsolarempirefan]

A father of three should not be volounteering to abandon his kids to die on a faraway planet...

[traditional1]

I was hoping the 400 volunteers include the White House and its staff, PLUS the Congress, and its staf.....but that would put the number closer to 4000 than 400, I believe.

[diogenes ghost]

My wife is one of the volunteers.

I'm saving the news as an anniversary surprise.

She has no idea I put her name in the hat.

Boy, I'm really gonna miss her.

[Eaker]

I signed your stupid ass up.

You leave tomorrow.

[Eaker]

I signed your stupid ass up.

You leave tomorrow.

[DejaJude]

Wait a minute, wasn't NASA’s new mission to include Muslims in the space program? Any of them interested? How many at Gitmo would rather take their brand of Islam into space instead of being imprisoned? Think of it, no females to tempt them to impure thoughts. They could spend the rest of their lives in submission to Allah with no distractions. Sounds like a win/win to me.

[Little Ray]

Why?

MEN WANTED: FOR HAZARDOUS JOURNEY. SMALL WAGES, BITTER COLD, LONG MONTHS OF COMPLETE DARKNESS, CONSTANT DANGER, SAFE RETURN DOUBTFUL. HONOUR AND RECOGNITION IN CASE OF SUCCESS.

- SIR ERNEST SHACKLETON

Shackleton got 5000 applicants.

[wastedyears]

I would almost do it.

[Kevmo]

With my luck I would miss the plane to get to the launch site.

[Revolting cat!]

I’m already there, and can’t get back!