Posted on 01/10/2011 8:05:48 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good morning, dear.
Democrat pollster Mark Penn appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball and said that President Clinton reconnected with his speech after the Oklahoma City bombings, and Obama needs a similar situation to do the same.
Not much. The real Southerners just stay home. EMT officials are on call to respond to the displaced Yanks who think they know how to get around in this stuff.
I feel like I’ve been fighting these morons for years. Their lack of logic, inability to reason, and constant repition of their failed lines make me want to bang my head against a wall (oh...wait, is that encouraging violence? I’m so confused as to what I can and cannot say anymore).
I saw a blog headline that said “Calling for Civility while accusing your opponents of murder”
That is exactly what the leftmedia is doing.
Facebook is something. Im not on it. Im thinking hard about jumping into the fray. Can you de friend liberals!!! lol. Im afraid I would loose some friends on facebook, lol
No, we don’t. Ya’ just wait and let the stuff melt and hope for the best.
We are in central Alabama. We didn’t get much snow, just a flake, and we had some ice. I am fearful that branches may get tired of the burden of ice and snap. However, the weather map indicates the precipitation has passed. So far, we have power and cable. That means DUCK DINNER TONIGHT!
Your #22 is the kind of stuff our Reps should be hitting hard. Incredible that the Democrat playbook has a page on making hay out of tragedy.
Howdy doo, howdy doo!
I’m here, and hoping to dodge the white death just to my south!
Yes, you can. Also, you can “friend” someone but, so you won’t be annoyed by their particulr causes, “hide” them on your newsfeed. You still have the relationship but you won’t see their crappy little snide remarks unless you go to their profile page.
Ahem, there was 6" of snow on the ground when I took my driver's license driving test at age 16. That was before front wheel drive was available :-O HA!
CAN’T WAIT!! I hope he comes out swinging! I am so sick of this crap from the left.
And I find the timing very interesting.
You rock, dude!! :)
Missed it; did Chris talk about BHO saying in June of 2008 “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun”?
Yes, we have Peking Duck on the menu tonight as well.
WAR EAGLE!
Hi.
Seahawks pong.
-PJ
Do you not remember the Wellstone "memorial"?
This is Standard Operating Procedure.
Whether its the Times-Square bomber (rampant speculation about a TEA Party link)
Ft. Hood massacre (not enough gun control because of GOP)
Holocaust memorial (socialist) shooter (right-wing to the media, of course)
IRS plane crasher in Austin (You know, the guy with the manifesto of Bush hating, Catholic bashing, capitalism hating, Marx-quoting) also became a right-wing TEA Partier in the media reports.
on and on and on
Exploit everything for the left. That is their MO
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