[reagan_fanatic]

He probably froze to death before the landing gear was lowered anyway. Not a great place to hitch a ride.

[ClearCase_guy]

If he had been a suicide bomber, he could have been very effective.

Security at our airports is terrible -- probably because all of our emphasis is on teaching law-abiding citizens how to submit to government control.

[23 Everest]

When the landing gear came up after take off he was crushed. There only room in that cavity for the gear. Not a body. His bruised & battered body was then frozen and when they lowered the gear he fell out like a Popsicle.

[Vermont Lt]

Unless they started putting O2 up over 10,000 feet he couldn’t breathe either.

I always tell my kids that the internet is a great tool for doing just a bit of research before trying some new, and stupid idea. Most of them have been tried already.