Posted on 12/20/2010 8:03:32 AM PST by gitmogrunt
Clive Runnels reports from the border on the liberal masses scampering northward.
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer from Newport, CA huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."
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Precisely and specifically, what is a “drove”??
I don't believe the part about sneaking. Unless they have criminal records or drunk driving convictions in Canada any American can cross at an official border crossing. Why would they "sneak"?
So, like a herd of cattle.
:-)
Never mind. Parody.
While you're at it, why don't you renounce your American citizenship and hand in your passport.
Then... you can hate America in good conscience.
Oh, that's right... you left-wing turds don't have a conscience.
Is really good news.....!!!
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE PATOOTIE ON THE WAY OUT!
Aha!!! So, the present tense of a this would of course be a "cattle drive"!!!
In today's modern world, when one attends one of these things, but uses a Jeep instead of a horse, one could say, "I drove over to the cattle drive, drove the cattle and my jeep; then when we reached Wichitah, I stopped driving the jeep and the cattle because I'd done drove the whole route and completed the drove!"
Or words to that effect!
Liberals = cattle!
I like it!
agree with Glenn Beck and O’Butthead?
not this southern traditionalist mister...not on much anyhoo
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Plz pardon polite correction....
Think you got it backwards....
His wife was Harold...
...And his nephew was Bernice....
Just sayin...
That is a fact. Also, they are definately driven.
Could they haul Reid, Pelosi, and the rest of the RAT human waste with them???
This likely came from L’Onion.ca
Despite repeated threats to do so, sadly our Liberals rarely if ever actually vote with their feet and move to Canada. At least not since the Draft ended....
Not that I would wish to inflict them on our Canadian Freeper friends....
LMAO!
Since all the other states are full of nothing but conservatives, these must be the leftist liberals fleeing California...
Lets hope the trend continues...
If only this were true.
This is just conservative porn. ;-)
****The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.***
Just like the TORYS fled to Canada and England when the US won the REVOLUTIONARY WAR! Don’t let the gate hit you in the a$$ when you leave!
Best news I have heard all day.
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