Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
He used to watch them at "Cominsky Park"...
TGO speaks through Landmark.
I'm calling a penalty on ya!
Leni
It’ll go to the Supremes
Then we have to hold our breath and cross our fingers.
If it goes against We The People then we have to work on state legislation and have another Dem/RINO purge in 2012
Italians are giggalos accordin to Duckie’s mom
No doubt Jim McMahon has mental issues, but I suspect they come more from old age and recording that stupid "Superbowl Shuffle" song than from his head hits.
BRRRR.
Feet.
the man is a 9 handicap in golf and wears NO SHOES
The punky QB
you have feet in the back drop ?
Wonder if he remembers blowing his nose on a reporter. LOL! ;-)
Funny. Shows up for me.
Howdy!
2 degrees above zero right now...we’re having a heatwave in Alaska!
And he DOES live in AZ...maybe it’s the same reason McCain gets voted in time and again.
Mark did an Amicus brief for this case didn’t he?
Can’t wait to listen tonight. Liberal heads will explode!
Checkout Mark’s FB page
please post tonight...we’ll have a blast plus if I’m correct...he have dos football games tonite
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