Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wait, Rush is a fan and loyal lover of the Pittsburgh Obamas....
“we’re tawkin about a game ball”
Arkansas will be tough!! They were second in the SEC to Auburn and barely lost to them (Auburn scored 28 points in 5 mins in the 4th qtr to win 65-43-—that was when I believed). The Hogs only lost to Auburn and Alabama.
Let your wife know to return your mancard. It’s been cancelled. ;)
The caller was a brain dead Jets fan.
And it descended into a shouting match.
“YOUR team gave Obama the ball!!”
“Well, YOUR team ate his food and drank his adult beverages!!”
Yes.
Yeah, but, this call was entertaining and Rush was loving it.
Well like Rush said “Obama” is temporary, and Rush has been a Stiller fan since the 70’s.
great call
what ya wearin ?
I’m not married. I doubt any woman would put up with the likes of me.
Tony sounds like a guy who hates the Steelers and is really reaching. Here we go, Steelers. Here we go! Never throw your team under the bus.
LOLz...Tony was a funny caller. Rush needs to repeat that the oft fined James Harrison did NOT go to the 09 post Super Bowl photo op.
Rush IS an honorary Yinzer!
Isn't their QB an illegal? His play last night was definitely suspect.
Hi, doll.
Is that what your wife told you to say? :P
Long johns.
Rush is definitely hinting that there are a lot of Repubs in the organization. Ones who may not have wanted Obama’s attention.
I was trying to remember who it was who boycotted the WH. So it was out boy James.
I still think he’s being persecuted.
Mr. del rarely associates with his first cousins. On the other hand, I have about 4 generations hanging out together at family gatherings. 3rd and 4th cousins are like friends. And for those that have been divorced, the ex’s still come to the occasions. That is the most strange part of my family that puzzles Mr. del. What can I say? I have an unusually likable family and the breakups have been amicable.
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