Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good point.
By washing clothes in a brand new one....lol
I guess there could be other ways too, but I am still mad about having to buy a new one.
Levin is always a riot!
yeah but...ya got a workin washin machine that is not YOU !
I like this caller, “the Steelers are the regime’s team”
They’re the Pittsburgh Obamas! LOL!
The Steelers are the Regime’s Team! LOL!
crap this caller is funny....great timing too
From September to Janurary, the radio is never on. That day is holy and reserved for NFL.
new tag
lol....well he is ready to move too. We plan to move anyway, and considering his income has been reduced to half of what it should be, he is ready for a change, and knows he has to do something. He has some business connections up there. I will support whatever he wants to do and wherever he wants to go. He enjoys my very large Italian family too. It was culture shock at first.
This caller is nuts.
This guy’s nuts. Never give up the Steelers ya schmuck. We’re gonna kick the Jets’ arse.
I'm a baseball guy.
My Mother is all Italian.
but he is entertainin big time
This is entertaining. This guy has Rush on the ropes! 8-)
Tony sounds like the Tea Party of football.
even her toe nail polish ?
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