Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
lmao!!!
I gots the AU flag a flyin'! Going to be the cover of this year's Christmas card ;o)
War Cam Eagle!
how does one BREAK IN a washing machine
The thread last night was the most fun I’ve had on sunday since
Matt Drudge went off the air
I still have the card you sent with Clint Jr. in his football uniform.
I read all those posts where you were gettin it done and no a/c here in the summer will get ya grave yard dead
Take that down. I can see your address.
I’m loving the sour face reactions from the lib female lawyers. The Constitution gives them constipation.
Man I wish Matt would bring the show back.
Jump on it naked during a spin cycle?
Hey that A/C compressor sure did a great job holding all that snow.....
As for the Bears and the weather, Tom Brady just found another wide open receiver. If the Bears blow this shot at the playoffs, Lovie’s ass better be grass the day after the season ends.
And to think that I have been trying to talk Mr. del into moving to Michigan to be closer to my family.
The weather is not helping my side of the debate. Neither is the economy.
I can see your address too!!!
Nice Auburn flag.....Meanwhile in Columbus, Ohio State better not lose to another SEC team in a BCS Bowl!!
Camping out on the couch?!!!! Didn't you learn anything from Gov Sarah yesterday? Why not camp outside? It's 80!
Your flag is in the contrast colors to ours. Yesterday we noticed it had icicles hanging from it. Very unusual for her. All around us are Auburn alum too, with only two AL neighbors (who are good sports, gratefully). AU neighbors across the street roll their trees after victory.
God bless those Auburn folks who clean up the TP every Sunday. They have been quite busy this year. There was quite a clean up yesterday too for the Heisman celebration.
s/b for “here”, not her
libs suck
OBAMATRON LOL !!!!
levin should be a major league hoot tonight with Obama -care in trouble!
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