1 posted on
12/02/2010 7:41:57 AM PST by
laotzu
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To: laotzu
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
59 posted on
12/02/2010 8:32:35 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Scratch a “progressive” and a fascist bleeds)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris never sleeps... he waits.
61 posted on
12/02/2010 8:34:38 AM PST by
Elwood P. Doud
(America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
62 posted on
12/02/2010 8:34:58 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
66 posted on
12/02/2010 8:43:52 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
67 posted on
12/02/2010 8:44:46 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Dick Cheney is Chuck Norris’s backup.
72 posted on
12/02/2010 9:25:44 AM PST by
flying_bullet
(El Conservo tribe member)
To: laotzu
In the Eyes of a Ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Anything you do he's gonna see
So when you're in Texas look behind you
Cause that's where the Ranger’s gonna be!
78 posted on
12/02/2010 11:20:22 AM PST by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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laotzu, thanks for posting.
great thread. I hadn't heard some of these before.
79 posted on
12/02/2010 1:31:36 PM PST by
zeugma
(Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one.
80 posted on
12/02/2010 1:32:11 PM PST by
Surtur
(Are we on Athen's time yet?)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris has a permanent waiver to fly from TSA....because he is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
81 posted on
12/02/2010 7:31:08 PM PST by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
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