1 posted on
12/02/2010 7:41:57 AM PST by
laotzu
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To: laotzu
Now just put Chuck on the border Crouched in an “attack” position...... Border problems Solved!!! LOL
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris knows no fear…but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
3 posted on
12/02/2010 7:45:20 AM PST by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can divide by zero....
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret....
To: laotzu
Great, a fake Ranger can now shill for the fake preacher/conservative.
I’m ready for something real.
5 posted on
12/02/2010 7:50:26 AM PST by
t-dude
(Sarah causes banal and vituperous evil snarks to shriek in horror!)
To: laotzu
When an episode of “Walker Texas Ranger” was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
7 posted on
12/02/2010 7:51:41 AM PST by
Dahoser
(Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
To: laotzu
Q: Why does February only have 28 days?
A: Because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked two days in order to hasten Springtime.
8 posted on
12/02/2010 7:52:45 AM PST by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: laotzu
Great.
But can be hit Giants pitching?
9 posted on
12/02/2010 7:53:47 AM PST by
EyeGuy
(RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
To: laotzu
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
10 posted on
12/02/2010 7:54:01 AM PST by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: laotzu
"I make my living in the movies, but for the past 20 years I've also been a cop..."
Oops, wrong guy!
15 posted on
12/02/2010 7:57:16 AM PST by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: laotzu
Mange says they'll have to be satisfied with certificates. No, Chuck Norris will NOT be satisfied with a piece of paper.
Tela Mange will be round-housed until she pins the real thing on his chest.
18 posted on
12/02/2010 8:02:45 AM PST by
Slyfox
To: laotzu
Only Chuck Norris knows what is in the beyond of Bed,Bath and Beyond.....
19 posted on
12/02/2010 8:03:47 AM PST by
Kimmers
(Tell a lie often enough it becomes political........)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
28 posted on
12/02/2010 8:12:56 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
When Chuck Norris goes on Google, the second button reads “I’m Feeling Skilled”.
29 posted on
12/02/2010 8:14:15 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
34 posted on
12/02/2010 8:17:40 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
36 posted on
12/02/2010 8:18:59 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
38 posted on
12/02/2010 8:20:14 AM PST by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
My boss says Chuck Norris is a sissy.
44 posted on
12/02/2010 8:22:11 AM PST by
Happy Rain
("GO GAMECOCKS--THE REAL USC!!!")
To: laotzu
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
46 posted on
12/02/2010 8:23:10 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: laotzu
The Black-Eyed Peas used to be the Peas until they met Chuck Norris.
To: laotzu
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed at night.
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