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To: laotzu

Q: Why does February only have 28 days?

A: Because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked two days in order to hasten Springtime.


8 posted on 12/02/2010 7:52:45 AM PST by Salvavida (The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
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To: Salvavida

Mexican 5 Peso coin ?


12 posted on 12/02/2010 7:54:11 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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To: Salvavida

Fire is warned not to play with Chuck Norris.


33 posted on 12/02/2010 8:17:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
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