Posted on 12/01/2010 8:26:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Link me please!!! A lot of Role Tide heads will explode!!!
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/01/ncaa-clears-auburn-star-cam-newton-to-play/
MSNBC has full text....
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/12/01/full-text-of-ncaa-release-on-cam-newtons-eligibility/related/
Sorry, been busy today. Happens elsewhere too I’m told.
WooHoo TANKS!
Sending link to Mrs S.
I was just funnin at your expense cause you ain’t dishonest,and are reverent.......MERRY CHRISTMAS Friend
NP ... Love sharing good news!
I’m certain Rush is justified in worrying about some media puke doing a hatchet job on him about that out-of-work carpenter, so I’ll make the comment in his stead:
To the unemployed:
If you think that sitting on your dead butt because some politician told you that he can stick his hand in my pocket and give my money to you, you’re as big a damn thief as the crooked lying bum that sold you that line of crap.
BOTH of you can go screw yourselves.
Hi everyone,
I just need clarification. I am usually highly tuned in to El Rushbo’s intricate humor. But I need for someone to explain his comments to GOP “establishment” friends about Sarah P. When they “tell” him that she shouldn’t run for Pres,, he retorts, “Yes, four more years of Obama is a great idea”. He said that WE would get it..but I’m missing something here.
Is he implying that any other GOPer running against BO will lose and therefore, we automatically get another BO term? I would think the opposite.
Sorry, just how I feel right now.
I love SP for what she does and for her principles. And I want her to continue to be a voice and raise money. But I fear a match between her and Bam. So many things could go wrong. Can someone enlighten me about El Rushbo’s super cool motives with that answer?
Maybe he just wants to silence the stupid friends and come up with the most bizarre answer he can to befuddle them.
It's a bit more simplistic. He's saying if Sarahcuda won the nomination it's a no brainer between her and 0bamadinejad. No endorsement, just a matter of fact.
Rush...if your people are watching; PLEEEEEEEASE put the audio of this phone call on the free side of your site...
Sarah after taking office should do the following:
But Rush always seems to use every opportunity to bitterly denounce those who collect unemployment -- yet two of the factors contributing to the problem get scant attention
He's come out against taxpayer-subsidized "cheap" illegal alien labor and no doubt he questions giving tax breaks and other motivations to invest offshore.
But speaking against those two IMO Rush seems to say little more than, "I'm against them." No outrage or bitterness.
I suspect he really has no problem with the latter and the former can be solved by simply calling 'em guest workers and drop the illegal part.
Okay, so when his friends say that she shouldn’t run, then he’s also saying: Fine, hope you like having him as your President..cuz she’s a no brainer but many others, Mitt, Newt(their choices, probably), would likely result in another BO term.
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