Posted on 11/24/2010 8:10:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush has lightened up today to where the program is dumb.
Good grief! This guy is seriously arguing about Rush’s “pointing out absurdity by being absurd” moment.
So much good material is wasted on so many people...
Oh good grief...this caller sucks. What a moron!
What the heck is his point??
Heheheh It’s a dimwit. Crying ‘bout Obama causing the dims to lose. ahhahahahahahahahahahah tooooooo good.
We shouldn’t blame the whole group (Democrats) because of the bad decisions of one (0-bambam). hahahahahahah.
Maroon!
It was Democrats who chose Obama and got him elected, so heck yeah I blame the whole group.
LOL! Sadly, these people vote.
Hi, CC. You ready for Turkey consumption?
Do they teach that righteously indignant lisp at liberal school?
Only because they did away with competency tests.
Rush, if you don’t keep your chicks warm, they’ll go someplace else.
Yes and yes
Hello
Repetitive subjects milked to death, dopey, boring callers allowed to take up time, lots of silliness stuff with no depth, yesterday the airports pat-down subject ad nauseum, Dancing with the Stars, the Royal Nuptials, the Rev'rund Al.....today the Indians, turkeys, rambling on tobacco.......zzzzzzz's.
I hope Rush gets back to form after the holiday.
Yesterday and today remind me of the total void that was his program the day after he returned from his honeymoon. But there's a good excuse for that.
FR's thread subjects are dynamite today. So there I shall be.
Leni
Got to go. Later all.
Uh-Oh.
Sarah Palin on Bar - http://www.breitbart.tv/palin-hits-back-at-blue-blood-bushes/
Christie taking swipes at Sarah - http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2010/11/chris-christie-jimmy-fallon-new-jersey-/1
WTF?
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