[Ann Archy]

What about a DRESS??? What do they do when a woman has on a skirt or a dress??????

What about the MUSLIM MEN who wears those white dresses???

[blackdog]

Urinate from stress. Do so after about six sweetteas and a pound of asparagus. Wait til they touch you.

[Bubbette]

Kind of off topic but does involve what to wear! This is driving me crazy. Any Freepers know what happened to the guy that was disguised as an old man, went into the bathroom on the plane and came out a young Asian man? Wasn’t he arrested?? What was up with THAT? I’ve never seen it mentioned again.

[Texas resident]

Wear muslim garb.
Scream discrimination when even looked at.
Yell alla akbar.

They will let you though, no problem.

TSA. Touching someone’s arse.

[stockpirate]

AN ERECTION.

[Lurking in Kansas]

Eat Mexican before your flight ... let out a greasy fart when they reach up and grab.

[Desdemona]

If I have to fly while these rules are in effect:

1. Under a long skirt and a decent top, I'll have on tight leggings that actually show underwear lines, a sleeveless spandex shirt and a plunge bra.

2. When I go to take off my shoes, I'm going to strip off the outside layer and walk through the metal detector in the leggings, and tight shirt with a whole lotta cleavage showing.

3. Once through, I will get dressed again.

[70times7]

NOOOOOO BODY EXPECTS THE TSA!

Amongst our weapons are: radiation, crotch grabbing, strip searches, and an almost fanatical devotion to Janet Napolitano...

Wait... I'll start again...

[lovesdogs]

If I had no other choice than commercial flight, I think I would duct tape a few pampers together and let them wonder what the problem might be.

[Cousin Eddie]

A Porcupine jock strap and cactus bra?

[unixfox]

NUFF SAID...

[Normal4me]

I’ll go in drag. At least that way I can get felt up by the opposite sex.

[unixfox]

Put this on a T-shirt...

[ctdonath2]

http://www.despair.com/tsa.html

[seoul62]

What about a Burqa and being stark naked under it?

[Balata]

There needs to be an organized resistance. Something simple and something everyone could do without threat of arrest. To that end if all those getting patted down would simply yell or scream “OUCH!” every time the TSA got close to their privates, every one in the airport would hear it, realize what is going on and it would put a constant fear into the TSA agents. Also, I don’t think yelling OUCH is grounds for arrest.

Organized resistance is part of the answer.

[TheConservativeParty]

Eat chili for 3 days prior to the TSA assault.