WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA

11/22/2010 | PRINCESS LEAH

[humblegunner]

r u on drugs?

R U on Twitter?

[AmusedBystander]

You could just knee them in the face when they touch your inner thigh and claim it was nothing more than a reflex action.

[Cobra64]

Release your bladder.

[princess leah]

How about a rubber snake for the mens underwear? I hope people try to have a sense of humor here while possibly having a few ideas how to respond instead of cows mooing as they are herded before going to the butcher!

[70times7]

squeel when they touch you “there”.

Nah, I'm thinking loud moans - like the restaurant scene from "When Harry met Sally".

[ejonesie22]

Don't bathe for 4 days then take a Viagra 4 hours before your flight.

If nothing else they will think you are a democrat.

[Kackikat]

BULL...we have online meetings, cars, boats, trains, and buses. Take a few extra days, and boycotts work.

[taildragger]

I should have started building one of these 10 yrs ago, it would be done now.... And I would never ever go near them again...

Yes... Your own personal magic carpet...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

When flying to Cleveland, wear a pink suede jock, and tell them you’re on your way to the Cleveland Clinic. That you have a horrible STD, caught in Africa, that is complicated by a flesh-eating bacteria.

[irishtenor]

:>O

[tacticalogic]

Dress you junk up in a little burqua, and tell them “Just the head and neck area, please.”

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Cucumber?

[MizSterious]

Sometimes the things we must do to keep our freedom is not convenient. As things seem to be going, they might become even less convenient.

[skeeter]

No thanks. Raise it for someone else.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Yeah, we don’t need no steenkin airlines.

We’ll just give em to Obama.

[70times7]

Kilts.

Good idea, but you left out the most important part...

GO KAMANDO!!!

[humblegunner]

Yeah.
I’ll choose not to sit around an airport hassling the lowest underlings in my fight for freedom. You are free to do so.

Post pics.

[DWar]

Seriously!

1-Don't fly unless you absolutely have to.
2-Write letters and send emails every week to your congress person and senator. 3-For those that must fly and are singled out for enhanced security measures file lawsuits for violation of your 4th amendment rights.
4- ... ???

[MizSterious]

If the American people let the USG get away with this, it could be cattle cars next. We quickly forget the lessons of WWII.

[muawiyah]

You still don’t have to talk to these people. I never do.