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WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA
11/22/2010
| PRINCESS LEAH
Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah
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To: princess leah
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:15 PM PST
by
skeeter
To: princess leah
Wearing smelly clothing is one possible idea. But spitting water at them will get you arrested.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:18 PM PST
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: princess leah
3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!
THIS can be considered “assault” legally speaking; unless you want to be arrested (instead of just pissing off a TSA agent), I wouldn’t try it!
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:27 PM PST
by
JSDude1
(http://novemberspeaks.com/)
To: princess leah
IGNORE THIS, as there is an $11,000 fine for anyone causing problems with this violating search. BOYCOTT AIRPORTS AND AIRLINES, IF NOONE FLIES NO NEED FOR SEARCH INVADERS OR XRAY MACHINES.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:47 PM PST
by
Kackikat
(There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
To: princess leah
You don't have to talk to them. If they are insistent say "Interpreter". They gotta' get one for you.
You still don't have to talk to them.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:28:06 PM PST
by
muawiyah
(GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
To: princess leah
I’m going to wear my crotchless panties.
To: muawiyah
If they are insistent say "Interpreter". They gotta' get one for you. While you miss your flight.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:30:46 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Kackikat
BOYCOTT AIRPORTS AND AIRLINES, IF NOONE FLIES NO NEED FOR SEARCH INVADERS OR XRAY MACHINES. Well that's impossible.
NEXT!
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:31:01 PM PST
by
ROCKLOBSTER
(Celebrate: Republicans freed the slaves Month.)
To: princess leah
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Commando of course.
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: humblegunner
So what. You wanna' do a demo ya' gots' to pay the price sometime.
Your fare is fully refundable by the airline ON THE SPOT for TSA holdups.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:32:40 PM PST
by
muawiyah
(GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
To: princess leah
Calling all citizens that can pass gas at will to sign up for airport security checks. Make sure to fill up on beans a brussel sprouts the night before.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:33:45 PM PST
by
jetson
To: princess leah
To: princess leah
r u on drugs? spitting water on someone will get you arrested?
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:34:28 PM PST
by
Drango
(NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
To: skeeter
I'll see your respirator, and raise you a kielbasa
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:35:01 PM PST
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: princess leah
Two options...
1. Strap a large salami to your leg, and squeel when they touch you “there”.
2. When they ask to search you, completely disrobe on the spot completely in the open and demand to be searched there.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:37:15 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
To: muawiyah
You wanna' do a demo ya' gots' to pay the price sometime. Which would be fine if jacking with the TSA were my goal.
Meanwhile, my kid's getting married in Dallas and I'm spanking
the monkey waiting for a TSA interpreter. Not cool.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:37:35 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Drango
Spitting on someone is assault. Assault can get you arrested. Being on drugs can get you arrested also, depending on circumstances. Being ignorant of the law can get you smart a$$ replies on FR.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:38:06 PM PST
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: princess leah
Stuff a big flashlight down your pants.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:38:29 PM PST
by
unkus
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