People can't read through a sea of black.
Posted on 11/22/2010 1:28:14 PM PST by Zo - Macho Sauce Productions
Edited on 11/22/2010 4:02:33 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
“Who Sucks More? TSA or Michael Moore?”
Per pound, or in absolute terms?
Zo, love your videos on YouTube.
Like choosing whether you’d like a poke in your eye with a sharp pencil or having it shoved in your ear ....
It depends on what your definition of the word “suck” is.....
People can't read through a sea of black.
Suckage is not a competition. It would not be fair to force a specious choice.
I refuse to accept the premise that this is an either or question.
TSA: Where are you traveling today?
Passenger: Hopeulikit, Georgia.
TSA: Sir, it doesn’t matter if I like Georgia, and I can do with out those kind of answers.
TSA: Where in Georgia are you going?
Passenger: Hopeulikit
TSA: Look, I’ll decide that when I get an answer. Where are you traveling from?
Passenger: Boring, Oregon
TSA: Spare me the opinions, sir. Where in Oregon did your travel start?
Passenger: Boring.
TSA: We are not here to entertain you, sir! I think I have had enough. Please step over there for a pat down.
TSA: OK, what's in your pants?
Passenger: Depends.
TSA: Depends on what?
Passenger: Depends on me.
TSA: Well of course it does, sir; I'm not asking anyone else.
TSA: I'm gonna need to check this more closely. (inserts hand)
Passenger: Uh, now my concern is who is in my pants.
TSA: Shut up and answer my questions!
pause
Passenger: Uh, look pal, It's not that I don't appreciate the banter, but considering where your had is, if you start talking "pitcher / catcher" I'm outta here.
TSA: Security!!!
Now THERE’S a visual I SURE didn’t want!
The bottom line is these TSA types and especially vicious 'Big Sis', fit the dangerous profile of those which would blindly 'follow orders' of a dictatorship (Obama's or another), if stationed at a death camp, while enjoying their assigned duties.
Ping to Zo!
“Welcome to ZoNation, I’m your homeboy Zo, The bro’ Next do’.”
They SUCK in tandem, simultaneously.
Comparing TSA employees and Michael Moore is highly offensive. Remember that many TSA employees are former military. Not everyone is a pervert anymore than every medical student or doctor.
Excellent ZO! but do you have to mention TSA and Michael Moore in the same sentence? I just ate.
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