Who Sucks More? TSA or Michael Moore?

Macho Sauce Productions ^ | 11/22/2010 | AlfonZo Rachel

[Zo - Macho Sauce Productions]

I found myself in a bit of a grouchy mood when Cud Chewer Michael Moore said something to the effect of White America bein’ all mad about a black president.

Really? It was the white vote that got him elected. And if you’re so sure about your statement, then does that mean you (Michael Moore) have a problem with Obama based on his ethnicity?

Is there somethin’ you’re trying to avoid telling us? Looks to me like you’re trying to mitigate your own bigotry by broad brushing everybody with your disposition. That’s right. You’re projecting, you miserable Jack-ass; which makes sense because you’re a socialists and you expect people to share in a miserable existence.

I’m sick of white liberals like Michael Moore who patronize black people and try to stay in their good graces by falsely accusing white people, and then try to further validate it with some bogus display of self effacement.

This joker is a prime example of how white democrats feel that they’re the ones who are tuned in to the black community. They can speak for us. They know us, and where that notion comes from is due to them thinking that they own us.

And the sadder part is, is that too many black people are suckered by this pandering, and shack there shackles like it’s a damn tamborine, singin’ the praises of democrats.

Michael more goes on to say some junk about Obama getting the youth vote and not the vote of the older folks.

You know? It should speak volumes that Obama got the youth vote, and not the vote of the matured. Hello! The matured have had some time to think through some things, live through some things, Learn from some things.

But Michael Moore doesn’t learn, because his backwardness causes him to use his mouth twice as much as his ears. What’s more, Michael Moore hates America. The TSA should be crawlin’ over that wilderbeast like fleas. Michael Moore could smuggle a terrorist on a plane inside that big body of his. He could just spread his butt cheeks and say,  ”get in there Abdul”.

The TSA could give his massive body a nice firm pat down and make the zits On his back go snippty snap like bubble wrap.

But no. This America hater isn’t a suspect. Those of us who enjoy this republic are the suspects. Janet Napolotano, thinks of us as right wing extremist, and dangerous. Obama has referred to us as the enemy.

Now I can understand a pat down. If you want to get into a club you’re most likely gonna get patted down. You don’t want drama to start up in the club, and you definitely don’t want none on a plane. But a pat down is one thing, and we’re steppin’ into the realm of a frisky frisk. The patriot act never demanded that I use my webcam to show national security my junk. Ya hear that Michael Moore? The patriot act never said that you have to bend over in front of your webcam so national security could see if you’re hidin’ Abul in there.
How ‘bout we let the military fully do their job. How about allowing water-boarding if necessary Ms. Behar?. “Why. Don’t you get water-boarded?” She asks. Um, because I’m not involved in a mass murder plot.

If Joy Bahar really disagree’s with water boarding then she wouldn’t even wish it upon people she disagrees with. But the sad part is, is that she is so quick to recommend it for a person she just disagrees with, but is offended that it would be done to a person who would saw a man’s head off.

This is the backwards mentality of the left, and which like I say is on display with the TSA. Why doesn’t our government show the kind of zeal they’re demonstrating with airport security and do that with Border security? The liberal government wants us to learn how to live with terrorism like herpes.

The terrorists are going to find away. Hell it can even get to a point where a big group of ‘em book a flight together, and the night before the flight they load up on some beans; cause at this point farts aren’t considered a potential threat, and a tummy full of flatulence ain’t gonna set off any alarms.

So they can Get on the plane and just start lettin’ em slip at cruising altitude. The passengers will be trapped aboard a cabin filling up with funky vapors and won’t know where it’s coming from because the terrorsts have been well trained to release the farts silently every time. Taking silent but violent to a whole new level, right?

And just when enough farts have been released to trigger the oxygen mask, they’ll activate a discrete detonator and bam:

A Fart-twah at thirty thousand feet.

[sitetest]

“Who Sucks More? TSA or Michael Moore?”

Per pound, or in absolute terms?

[LowOiL]

Zo, love your videos on YouTube.

[SkyDancer]

Like choosing whether you’d like a poke in your eye with a sharp pencil or having it shoved in your ear ....

[Dick Vomer]

It depends on what your definition of the word “suck” is.....

[Cobra64]

Hey Macho, try one of these, would ya?

People can't read through a sea of black.

[IronJack]

Suckage is not a competition. It would not be fair to force a specious choice.

[Truth is a Weapon]

I refuse to accept the premise that this is an either or question.

[70times7]

How long before we get an updated version of "who's on first?"...

TSA: Where are you traveling today?
Passenger: Hopeulikit, Georgia.
TSA: Sir, it doesn’t matter if I like Georgia, and I can do with out those kind of answers.
TSA: Where in Georgia are you going?
Passenger: Hopeulikit
TSA: Look, I’ll decide that when I get an answer. Where are you traveling from?
Passenger: Boring, Oregon
TSA: Spare me the opinions, sir. Where in Oregon did your travel start?
Passenger: Boring.
TSA: We are not here to entertain you, sir! I think I have had enough. Please step over there for a pat down.

TSA: OK, what's in your pants?
Passenger: Depends.
TSA: Depends on what?
Passenger: Depends on me.
TSA: Well of course it does, sir; I'm not asking anyone else.
TSA: I'm gonna need to check this more closely. (inserts hand)
Passenger: Uh, now my concern is who is in my pants.
TSA: Shut up and answer my questions!

pause

Passenger: Uh, look pal, It's not that I don't appreciate the banter, but considering where your had is, if you start talking "pitcher / catcher" I'm outta here.
TSA: Security!!!

[tal hajus]

Now THERE’S a visual I SURE didn’t want!

[M. Espinola]

From the looks of most of the TSA abusers they might believe 'Treblinka' means a new drink, name of movie, or a president of some country 'over there'.

The bottom line is these TSA types and especially vicious 'Big Sis', fit the dangerous profile of those which would blindly 'follow orders' of a dictatorship (Obama's or another), if stationed at a death camp, while enjoying their assigned duties.

[Syncro]

Ping to Zo!

“Welcome to ZoNation, I’m your homeboy Zo, The bro’ Next do’.”

[Lion Den Dan]

They SUCK in tandem, simultaneously.

[oneamericanvoice]

Comparing TSA employees and Michael Moore is highly offensive. Remember that many TSA employees are former military. Not everyone is a pervert anymore than every medical student or doctor.

[mnehring]

Excellent ZO! but do you have to mention TSA and Michael Moore in the same sentence? I just ate.

[clearcarbon]

Mikey doesn't need TSA. He needs landing lights.

[terycarl]

Wear this:

thouGht

[I see my hands]

D'oh! Thanks for the catch.