I know this is terribly inconvenient for you and your "Terribly Sexually Anxious" goons...
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Yet--
The U.S. Constitution offers every citizen this wonderful guarantee called "due process"--
And once I get you in a REAL court of AMERICAN law --
...instead of your kangaroo court with an "administrative law judge" that lives in your hip pocket...
...[BOGUS & FAIL]...
I am going to prevail with amazing ease...
Then I will enjoy having your sex-crazed TSA feeler-uppers arrested under state law for assault & molestation...
Then I will sue all of you in civil court--
...and let your payments for awarded damages keep me comfortable for a long time.