[lightman]

My solution would be to have a bag of pork rinds out at the TSA Massage Parlor and Peep Shack and everyone would have to eat one to get on the plane

Pat the piggy, board the plane.

[Moose Burger]

There’s this comment from time to time; I get that it’s a joke, but it needs reminding that this just would cause trouble with wealthy Jewish executives (among, say, all other Jews, just saying) without doing zilch about taqiyya-enforcing Muslim terrorists.