[Eric Blair 2084]

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[Eric Blair 2084]

Big Brother, Nanny State, Grant Junkie, Bogus Study, Junk Science, Social Engineering, Egalitarian, Central Planning, Sheeple Control, Food Cop, Smoke Nazi, Socialism, Collectivism

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[Califreak]

Jerry Brown as Governor. Newsome as his sidekick and Kamala as top cop.

San Francisco values are a mestasizing cancer!

[USNBandit]

Happy Meals bad. Marijuana Good.

[Jim Robinson]

It’d be tossed out as unconstitutional in a normal state.

[rhinohunter]

didn’t know there were any children in SF.

[colorado tanker]

As a parent I can tell you the kids will still want to eat at Mickie D’s. It’s not the toys, which have a half life of about a day anyway.

[taxesareforever]

Close all McDonalds in SF and move outside city limits. SF will then pay a price for their stupidity.

[taxesareforever]

Yank those toys and food from kids and open more bathhouses. Now those are not health hazards, are they SF?

[TV Dinners]

banning high-calorie Happy Meals, which entice children to eat with free toys.

Perhaps they should us a fork instead...

[TV Dinners]

banning high-calorie Happy Meals, which entice children to eat with free toys.

Perhaps they should use a fork instead...

[FrankR]

[mandaladon]

Hello laughing stock of the country. Is there anyone there who is not goofy?

[Jrabbit]

Must be different here in Texas....we can order a Happy Meal with chicken nuggets, apples instead of fries and milk or juice or water instead of soda. But....it’s a decision and choice one has to actually request. Maybe SF residents are too stupid to do that on their own. Helpless idiots

[Obadiah]

This is patently unConstitutional. But if McDonald’s - yet again - chooses to aquiese to leftist/environmentalists demands then so be it. I will not get all bent out of shape about it.

McDonald’s has a long history of caving in to every demand of leftists. If they choose not to use their vast corporate power to do more than express their displeasure (kinda like a UN letter) then I ain’t getting all jazzed up either.

Man up, McDonald’s!

[Waverunner]

My solution
Include a scratch off game piece in each happy meal.
The prize - a free toy...
100% winning chance .
Stuff it San Francisco....

[Gator113]

“San Francisco” Those two words make me shake my head more than any other.

WeII, “California” aIso gives me the shakes......

We need to get the conservatives out of California, waII it and forget about it...... it’s a dead state.

[workerbee]

It?s not what our customers want, nor is it something they asked for," said McDonald's spokeswoman Danya Proud.

Oh, that's a good one, Danya! Expecting communists to concern themselves with what customers want? No, no.... zhey vill tell zee customers vhat zhey are "permitted!"

[Joe 6-pack]

[LibLieSlayer]

One man can bugger another man in the arse, in a city approved steam bath... but a child cannot legally purchase a McDonald's Happy Meal. california is damned to hell... good riddance... I hope all our our Conservative family gets out of there quickly.

LLS

[OneWingedShark]

What happens if/when the McDonalds refuses to comply? What if the people DEMAND them contrary to this edict?