Posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:36 PM PDT by 11th_VA
TSUNAMI BULLETIN NUMBER 11022010
TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER//USA
ISSUED IN RESPONSE TO PASSAGE OF HR 3962
2 NOV 2010
BULLETIN: A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR ALL AREAS OF THE UNITED STATES//
THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO ALL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND WORKERS//
A WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT EXISTS BASED ON EARLY VOTING DATA TRENDS//
THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL TSUNAMI THAT COULD AFFECT STATES LOCATED IN THE NORTH EAST, MIDDLE ATLANTIC, SOUTH, MID WEST, MOUNTAINS, AND WEST INCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII. AREAS FURTHER FROM THE EPICENTER COULD EXPERIENCE LOCAL HOUSE AND SENATE CHANGES AND STRONG OR UNUSUAL ELECTION OUTCOMES//
ESTIMATED INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE ARRIVAL TIMES AT FORECAST POINTS WITHIN THE WARNING AND WATCH AREAS SHOULD OCCUR SHORTLY AFTER POLLS CLOSE. ACTUAL ARRIVAL TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN SUCCESSIVE WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO TWO YEARS//
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It's not cockiness if you can back it up, which we definitely will.
Perhaps you missed Gallup's statement on their final polling analysis today? You know, the one where they said that this election has now moved into "uncharted territory"?
Don't be under-confident, my friend. We're going to have a magnificent day tomorrow.
Anybody selling ‘2010 Teanami - I Was There’ shirts yet?
Sorry. Someone had to do it.
SF too hungover to vote tomorrow! LOL, mw18787.
We can only hope...that or all of them will somehow become Hannitized by tomorrow. HA!
Oh my Gosh, you had me going there for a few moments with the warning. Sister lives in the Bay Area and I was ready to go to the earthquake website to check on an epicenter.
Very effective!
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Clever!
Heh, well done! I’m sure hoping a moderate to conservative tsunami sweeps over the Newton-Wellesley area this evening, taking The Banking Queen with it! Hoping too that the Worcester to Fall River area is affected, so we can sweep away Jim McGovern, as well!
Cue the Hawaii-5O theme in honor of Dano.
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