Posted on 09/30/2010 8:20:06 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Some callers should stay away from the firewater and Rush should stay away from callers who don’t.
Well Bob (The Cherokee) does want to send all the Mexicans home.
Definitely. What a piece of work - and typical Obama-lover - ole Bob is! LOL
He said he’s disabled. Is it possible that his disability is cirrhosis?
How do you say “hold my firewater” or “watch this” is Cherokee???
He’s a “gimme” for certain.
Rush is playing this guy as the average Obama voter - awesome.
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Cue the crying Indian commercials from the 70’s...
So sorry. Hope he gets help.
“alcoholism” is considered a “disability”
omG @ that
I was pretty sure that was why he kept him on for so long.
Dinesh has been on Beck’s TV show this week. He is on again tonight as well outlining Obama’s hate for America and where it originated
Everyone should go back to Mt Ararat where they came from...
Yo BOB,
Obama put the Cherokee Nation Tobacco company out of business. He directly caused harm to you!
Wow! Rush had fun with Bob!
In my home state, there is two casinos run by two different tribes.
I believe it’s a disease, but like AIDS, it’s self-inflicted.
The Democrat Party policies towards Indians on reservations are their biggest disability. It's disgustng. And yet, they dutifully vote for the very politicians who destroy them.
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