Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning! I swear...if I have one more thing thrown on my desk that “needs to be looked at immediately” I’m going to immediately scream really loud. lol.
Man I love Rush but I hope he doesn’t end up like Morton Downey Junior, cigars will give you cancer.
Just saying.
I felt the same way last night as you know.
** “needs to be looked at immediately” **
My statement to those People ....
“POOR Planning on your part, DOES NOT Constitute an EMERGENCY on Mine!!”
If it were sane in the outside world, I think I could adapt better, but being surrounded by insanity wherever I go is too much.
True! Everything is a crisis here. I’m almost immune to it, but I do like to see my desk every once in a while, or at least part of it. lol.
Was researching the Volcano Magma last night. I think I'm going to try it.
Then again, their inefficiency creates a basis for your job. Be glad they need you. If they ever get their act together, you might not be as useful as you are now.
I’m in the reverse situation. I am begging for people to get their file layouts done so I can code my piece. I’ve done all I can until others do their part.
Hi.
Two weeks down, one more to go. Beginning to feel human again.
Amen.
Hello.
I hope that Rush got enough sleep this time. Too much lack of sleep can make you sick.
That really irritates me. What happens here is I rush through a first review of case, to get to one someone says they need my help on “right away” to wait while they put it off until the day before the deadline. Hurry up and wait seems to be my lot in life!
As a systems guy if my customers ever began to fully appreciate the magic of the reboot, I'd probably be out of a job... :)
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