[HelloooClareece]

Bookmarking because this thread has awesome potential.

[digger48]

I’m sorry you feel this way.

[HiTech RedNeck]

is this sorry or what?

[DJ MacWoW]

I know a lot of sorry people but I’ve never heard them apologize for it.

[Responsibility2nd]

In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves.

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Why mess with tradition.

Go screw yourself.

[cableguymn]

Norm didn’t lose. He just refused to fight when Al stole it from him. Honestly, Al might hurt, but I think we’ll be able to replace him with a Rod Grams type easier than Coleman.

[al baby]

I am really sorry for knocking up my first wifes sister who worked at the same company i did and for stealing from the church to pay for the abortion

[Perdogg]

I want “conservatives” who either stayed home in 2008 or voted for Bob Barf to apologize. They are just as responsible for 0bummer as the idiots who voted for him.

[WestwardHo]

Now, are you going to demand that I accept the apologies?
Sincerely, Paper or Plastic

[Senator Pardek]

I would like ELP to apologize for this -

Yes, I know the story behind the album - but it's no excuse.

[SierraWasp]

I’m sorry... So sorry... that I was such a foo... I didn’t know that I could be so cruel... ah-ah-ah-I-yah... (apologies to Thresa Brewer I believe)

[Vince Ferrer]

Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know.

And what if that person didn't even actually commit the act he is supposed to apologize for? For instance I haven't yet gotten around to apologizing for all those slaves I never owned.

[DJ MacWoW]

Who's Sorry Now

[vox_freedom]

I sincerely hope you are sorry for starting this thread.

[Tainan]

I would like to apologize to my wife 3 times.


I have no idea what I'm apologizing for - I just want to get 3 of them in the bank for the week-end.
She can apply them as necessary.

[mnehring]

This will be an Epic Thread.

[shibumi]

I think you should apologize to Tim Allen and the cast of Galaxy Quest for ripping off their catch phrase “Never give up! Never surrender.”

[al baby]

ping the natives

[married21]

I demand an apology from Lady Gaga to all Yankee fans for going to their baseball game in a tacky bikini and behaving rudely. (That privilege is reserved for season ticket holders, missy.)

[Liberty Valance]

oh yeah