[Dixie Yooper]

I have always been very happy communicating with my 100 (mostly little) words throughout my life. Now I feel strangely challenged by the addition of one new little word..."chakra". How in the heII do you work that one into a conversation without it turning into a full blown debate on Global Warming?

[Moose4]

Dear God. This man was, what, 527 votes away from becoming President of the United States ten years ago? Gah.

}:-)4

[matt1234]

According to this definition of the 2nd chakra, Gore was trying to release his inner Leviathon!!! LOL!

2. Swadhisthana Sacral Chakra - Water element - Leviathan/Crocodile

When one has awoken from Muladhara, one goes into the water, which represents the unconscious where one faces the Leviathan/Crocodile from the depths which are ones own demons. The Leviathan is the biggest and most fearsome creature of the watery depths. (but it represents the same animal as the elephant, the one that supports your earthly life seems to become your worst enemy when you reach the next center, because here you leave this world and anything that hangs around is your worst enemy. It is the waterelephant, the whale that eats you, the same that has nurtured and supported you. The goodwilling mother that raised you becomes a devouring one.) When one dreams of baptising, taking a batch, the ocean or in water generally - you must realize you are being pushed into the unconscious for purification, you have to go into the water because of the renewal. But it remains unknown what comes after. When one passes through this baptising, you reach Manipura.

Source: http://www.dedroidify.com/kundalini.htm#2

[RJS1950]

She should have taken a taser and shoved it up his chakra.

[WOBBLY BOB]

[tophat9000]

Al Gore just wanted to introduce her to his "little friend".............."Hanging Chad"

[Bubba_Leroy]

Computer Animation of Algore's Massage Encounter

[SlowBoat407]

Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.

[DefeatCorruption]

Wondering how this one will play out? At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?

[NELSON111]

But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Does that mean it comes with "a finish?"

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I’m surprised al didn’t meet her at the door with his family jewels engulfed in a bowl of walnuts.

He coulda said “Hi - I’m Al - and I’m f’in nuts”.

[MEGoody]

Ugh! I’m going to have to stay away from stories about this. I get a visual that makes me want to puke.

[matt1234]

I wonder how many chakras Tipper will get in the divorce settlement.

[Ronald_Magnus]

And to think this POS was just a “hanging chad” away from the presidency.

[ladyvet]

"Come on baby! Release my Chakra!"

[DTogo]

Hanging Chakra?

[Plutarch]

Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.

[Albion Wilde]

This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —

“Please, release my second Chakra...”

“Somewhere, under my chakra...”

“The Chakra Man Can...”

“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”

“Chakralot!”

[SlowBoat407]

He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.

[Revolting cat!]

Sure Al wasn't talking about cha cha?