[LottieDah]

Drink breast milk from the original container or from a cup?

[Mr. Mojo]

The Islamists have it all backwards. You're supposed to drink goat milk and have sex with women, not the reverse.

[FreedomFerret]

They really need to check out what’s in the hooka before issuing a fatwa.

[Charles Martel]

Sheikh al-Abaican

...A/K/A "The Kinky Cleric"

[BCR #226]

Happily from the tap!!!

[Secret Agent Man]

One can see why Islam is the perfect solution to all of mans (and the lesser womans’) problems.

/SARC

[The Cajun]

Well now....................................uhhhhhhh.......................
No comment is probably the best here ;^)

[Sloth]

To be really conscientious, there’s really only one way to be sure where it came from.

[a fool in paradise]

From the tap?

[colorado tanker]

Hey, "mom," the Prophet says we should . . .

[DTogo]

The value of women in Islam: livestock.

[The Toll]

That stuff has too much sugar for me.

[rod1]

Well this raises many questions and potential complications...

If it is from a cup, how can you be sure of the supplier and your new relative?? Perhaps you are really “related” to someone else?

and if you are acquiring your first female relative by this fatwa and hence are not already well versed in the nuances of this beverage, how can you be sure you are not drinking an animal milk substitute instead? You might really be related to a goat or a camel.

[shotdog]

Izzat right? sd

[CodeToad]

This, in the name of religion?

[PoloSec]

FATWA...Kill all the goats...Rape all the women...This time get it right!!!!!

[Trillian]

I better hide my teats.

[jmaroneps37]

Aisha one of Mohammad's four wives saw Mohammad order the women in his household to breast feed a man whom he wanted to be considered a member of his family. Aisha whom Mohammad lusted after when she was six and married when she was nine thought of herself as equal in importance to Mohammad so she ordered the other three wives and their daughters to breastfeed any man who came to visit her. They told her to get lost. Aisha is the source of some 2000 hadiths or scholarly opinions on the meaning of the Qua’ran. Since she was 18 when Mohammad died( probably of food poisoning) it is not hard to understand why there are so many thorny contradictions in Islam. For instance the Qua’ran offers multiple explanations of how Allah made man, and multiple statements on who was the first Muslim ranging from the wacky claim of Adam to the insane claim that Jacob ( and therefore all Jews) was the first Muslim.

[Magnatron]

Certainly not defending this, but you have to admit, we don’t think twice about drinking milk from an animal, but our stomachs turn at the thought of drinking human milk.

Very strange when you think about it.