Here's one of their deities:
Posted on 05/05/2010 6:38:33 AM PDT by MarianoApologeticus
Elton John claims that Jesus was “super-intelligent” – wow!
Actually, a “super-intelligent gay man” – oh!...
Where is the barrage of questions as to how he came to such conclusions?
Where is the evidence which is surely demanded of him?
Where is the skepticism?
Where are the demands for his qualifications to speak on matters historical?
Where is anything but a thus saith Sir Elton John?...
So, according to Sir Elton John Jesus was a “gay man” and a “gay person” but he is not saying that the man he referred to as “gay” in two interviews “definitely was gay.”
Moreover, Jesus Christ the Messiah, the Son of God, God Himself in the flesh who proceeded forth from the Triune God to save the lost or Jeannie White—′cause, you know, like whatever and stuff.
But, but, but he qualifies his statements with the obligatory I make outrageous and offensive statements about Jesus without evidence but “from my point of view…my point of view…how I see him…how I see him…my idea…Everyone has their own idea….we each have our own idea…that's my view…”
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Elton is such a anti-hetro hate speaker.
He’s so gay.
Sir Elton John,
The British sure had their heads up their azzes when they knighted this fruit.
“Every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess, that Jesus Christ is Lord.”
— Philippians 2:11
Imagine flaming faggot Elton John kneeling before Jesus, explaining why he called Jesus a homosexual.
Uh, the anus was designed with two (two!) muscular sphincters to ensure that it would be difficult to stick stuff up there. Why? Because inside the rectum, there are no defenses against unwanted molecules getting into the bloodstream.
So why would Jesus condone defeating this design?
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The guy is demented. It’s not a secret — he’s been nutso for years.
Just my opinion of course.
You crack me up.
OK so this guy lives with his mom and he is over the age of thirty.
He hangs out by himself down at the docks trying to talk to fisherman.
He doesn’t seem to go to work everyday but he is always showing up for some party somewhere.
He doesn’t seem to have a permanent address and drifts from town to town.
He’s telling people around him, “Just Love Everybody”.
He flouts the rules.
Partying is a central part of his story.
Most of the people he hangs with are strangely single even though they are all considered adult gentlemen based on the standards of society.
The only woman consistently with him appears to bring some sort of reputation with her and if not, she is talked down by the guys in his inner circle.
He hangs in the groves at night with two of his buds.
Older men seem to give him things like free lodging, party space, wine and food.
He shows up alone at weddings.
He disappears for weeks at a time without explaining it any more than to say he went out to the desert with a real devil.
He seems to be some sort of entertainer. He get by through performance art, entertaining large crowds of people and living off of their handouts.
He’s always talking about where he comes from, how much better it is than where they all are now.
I don’t want to go on and on but it does seem highly unusual. In fact, if he had hoards of young children running to him and spoke overtly about how much he loved that, I’d be looking for Neverland...
You gotta admit, it is a little odd...even by today’s standards.
What a blasphemer. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t blasphemy the one sin that can’t be forgiven??? You’ve stepped in it Elton.
Exactly my thoughts! Just another case of selective interpretation of scriptures to make one look godly..whoops!
I thought to Elton, Jesus was Levon’s son:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus ‘cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town.
Levons sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leave Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing,
While Levon, Levon slowly dies.
He never had a steady job...
Lived at home till he was thirty...
And never got married!
Heh heh. Good point. The liberal mythologizers seem to believe that every Christ is the true Christ except the one of the Four Gospels. Gay, political revolutionary, gnostic, nonexistent, whatever—as long as it serves the purpose of undermining orthodoxy, it’s all good.
I am “very offended” by his remarks and may have to riot in the streets.
The picture says it ALL!!! We ALL got religion... but there are only two choices... worship Savior God of the Bible or SELF! All of history... all the cults, pagans, socialists, evolutionists, atheists, etc. are just different forms of SELF worship (Sir Elton is no different!)... as the serpent seduction said (Gen 3:5) “You shall be like god”.
Self-worship is the pinnacle of the “vain thing!” (Psalm 2:1) The slightest mention of REAL God is most painful and offensive to the unredeemed... hence the “heathen rage”.
(A judge rules against National Day of Prayer!) I fully expect some judge some day to rule against “2010”... as it clearly has a Christian basis. Some have already changed BC/AD to BCE/CE.
Hence, a model for the Irish Priesthood.
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