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Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
United Nations Intergovernmental panel on Cow Farts ^
| April 21, 2001
| R.S.
Posted on 04/21/2010 1:04:49 PM PDT by Bean Counter
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To: Bean Counter
And the dummies did not even include the methane gas produced by vegatative fermentation in the millions of square miles of wetlands all over the world. And what about the constant leakage from gas fields?
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:18:21 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(What can Islam possibly contribute to America other than its destruction?)
To: ShadowAce; Bean Counter
Furthermore, 1,000 farts is a kilofart — a megafart is 1,000,000 farts (which is 1/1,000 th of a gigafart).
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:18:23 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Doogle
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:21:19 PM PDT
by
exbrit
To: Bean Counter
So where’s Al Gore on this scale after a night of cheap Mexican food?
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:23:45 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
To: Bean Counter
Hey, I don’t want words. I want to see action. I want to see a United Nations team hiking up that volcano with one really big cork and a big bottle of Super Glue. After that, they can turn their attention to Rahm Emanuel.
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:31:15 PM PDT
by
righttackle44
(Is Obama an Irish, Italian or Japanese name?)
To: Bean Counter
Chile's Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions There's yer answer--stop feeding them cows chile, chilli, however them icelandies spell 'er!
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Conservative Bostonian, atheist pro-lifer, outnumbered by the clueless)
To: ShadowAce
“Your graphic is a little off.
I Trillion is 1,000 Gigafarts—not one million gigafarts “
now, now, brown cow, vey are using a glorious UN climate computer to make the graphic, the truth is what ve manipulate it to ve.
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:32:35 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:32:42 PM PDT
by
MsLady
(If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
To: Bean Counter
1 "Kyoto" = 1 billion farts ... LOL
To: ShadowAce
Also, the corrected unit conversions:
1,000 Cow Farts = 1 kiloCowFart (kCF)
1,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 megaCowFart (MCF)
1,000,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 gigaCowFart (GCF)
1,000,000,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 teraCowFart (TCF)
Another equivalent:
1 Congress = 1 yottaCowFart (YCF)
To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Furthermore, 1,000 farts is a kilofart — a megafart is 1,000,000 farts (which
is 1/1,000 th of a gigafart)
And 1,000 gigafarts is a terafart — 1,000 terafarts is a quadrafart —
1,000 quadrafarts is a pelosi — and 1,000 pelosis is one Wee Wee.
And now you know ...
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:43:49 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Will Rogers never met the Wee Wee)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:49:35 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Zakeet
And now you know ... "... and Knowing is Half the Battle!"
To: Bean Counter
And in the end, it’s all just farts in the wind...
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posted on
04/21/2010 3:11:25 PM PDT
by
snuffy smiff
(imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
To: Bean Counter
"We've got to protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen. Harrumph! Harrumph!
(That would be Governor Le Petomane BTW)
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posted on
04/21/2010 4:17:11 PM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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