A. The president is really an lizard type alien and had to recharge is human suit.
or
B. Sometimes, a guy just needs a beer.
If it looks like S***, smells like S*** it probably IS S***.
SOMETHING SMELLS REAL BAD HERE.
He went to Ben’s Chili Bowl then copped some cocaine
Around here, if you go to the bad area of a town, it’s usually for only one reason! Hmmmmm.....
He needed to meet with somebody whom he wanted no record of coming to the WH. Maybe it was something so heavy that he needed to act as his own bag man for a change, or it could be that he needed to do a line of coke or see his boyfriend. But I tend to think it’s the former - needed to meet somebody he wanted no record of coming to the WH. Maybe he was paying off Kenyan authorities to shut up about his birth records, or maybe he needed to give a fingerprint for some record pertaining to his citizenship or his background.
You can take a Community Organizer out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of the Community Organizer!
After being cooped up with Michelle for so long, he probably needed a "release."
Gone for less than an hour...inquiring minds want to know!
D. Meeting his imam
perhaps he was getting a “before nooner”.......
Sometimes, a guy just needs a line.
Crack Run!!!!!!!!!
Probably just a run to the local convenience store to get a carton of fags.
Do you know where your blonde is?
I really can’t blame the guy for needing to get away from those morons once in a while.
That really isn’t a ‘high crime’ area in terms of violent crimes. There’s one assault listed with no information. The other crimes are thefts or burglaries because it is the rich, white, uptown part of DC. Wisconsin Ave and Connecticut Ave. which account for about half the crimes are more retail/commercial. The rest are residential, mostly single family homes with some apartment buildings East of Wisconsin Ave. It would actually be considered one of the safest parts of town.
He got 29 ways to make it to his baby’s door (to his lovely baby’s door)
He got 29 ways to make it to his baby’s door (to his lovely baby’s door)
If she need him real bad he can find about two or three more!
He got one through the basement
Two through the mess
And when the going gets tough he can avoid all the Press
29 ways just to make it to his baby’s door (to his lovely baby’s door)
If she need him real bad he can find about two or three more!
(with apologies to Willie Dixon and Marc Cohn!)
Coke soccer??
Or a little crack?
Birth certificate.