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Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica (satire)
ecoEnquirer ^ | March 28, 2010

Posted on 03/28/2010 9:34:09 PM PDT by This Just In

Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica

Global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist were found frozen to death only 90 miles from their destination, South Pole Station, seen here during the warm season.

(Punta Arenas, Chile) Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'".

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

"He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica".

Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth."

"And I was surprised to see how close they got to South Pole Station. They ran through all of their gas supplies for the snowmobiles", explained Doolittle. "They had cold weather gear and clothes, but during this time of year you just don't go outside unless it is an emergency."

"At least James died for something he believed in", said Mrs. Schneider. "He died while trying to raise awareness of the enormous toll that global warming is taking on the Earth."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; globalwarmingscare; napl; obama; satire
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To: dynachrome

Animals definitely do not have rights. We have dominion over the animals, which means we must husband them carefully and humanely. IOW, they have no rights, but we have responsibilities which include caring properly for our animals.


81 posted on 03/29/2010 7:05:44 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows
Ha ha! Serves them right! Even if this is only a spoof, it's believable enough to be true anyway.

</leftist rationalization of the facts>

82 posted on 03/29/2010 7:08:53 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Just good clean satire at that site.

:)


83 posted on 03/29/2010 7:10:09 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: dynachrome

Oh sorry. I missed the satire poll and arrived late to see the question about animal rights. Only 25% think that animals have no rights. How sad.


84 posted on 03/29/2010 7:25:29 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
It's not the evidence that matters, it's the seriousness of the charge.

</dan_rather>

85 posted on 03/29/2010 7:42:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: Pikachu_Dad

Yes, several years old....


86 posted on 03/29/2010 10:24:20 PM PDT by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS. Most forget about that and HAVE DOOMED us for a generation or more.)
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To: Pikachu_Dad

Prayers for them and their families.


87 posted on 03/30/2010 1:40:51 AM PDT by HospiceNurse
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