Man Destroys Meat In Supermarket Frenzy, Police Say ... He Ripped Through Meat To Save Chubby Girls

indychannel ^ | 3,26,10

[InvisibleChurch]

EDINBURGH, Ind. -- A knife-wielding man was arrested earlier this week in what police called a meat massacre at a south-central Indiana supermarket. Several people called 911 on Wednesday morning to report a man with a knife in the Jay C Food Store. “We have a gentleman here cutting into the meat and throwing it onto the floor,” one caller said.

[AceMineral]

I am not confused. The ladies should be properly curved.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

“We have a gentleman here cutting into the meat and throwing it onto the floor,” one caller said.

At least he was a gentleman. If a common lout had done it, the results would have been much nastier.

[InvisibleChurch]

It works fine on my leftist iphone. Try it again. : )

[InvisibleChurch]

Aren’t pelosi, John Kerry and the other senators the ones who have a foreign substance, Botox, ADDED to their faces to make them look more “full” and “healthy”. Besides hypocrisy, what am I missing?

[bboop]

I did try again — might be me...

[Arrowhead1952]

Well, at least he didn’t beat the meat.

[Eaker]

pistol with my strong hand and my pepper spray with my support hand.

What about the seasoned salt?

[Shimmer1]

awww. We love you too.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Man Destroys Meat In Supermarket Frenzy, Police Say ... He Ripped Through Meat To Save Chubby Girls"

Bizarre...

(However "Meat for the Chubby Girls" is an excellent name for a rock band...)

[UsnDadof8]

LOL yeah and I will spare the poor children from exposure to Prime Rib !!!!

[Viking2002]

My wife used to supervise a meat department in a supermarket. She'd have said, "Rinse it off, I'll mark it down, we'll throw it in the freezer, and we'll be eating good for a month!" LOL FDA regs be damned - you'd surprised what goes on behind those swinging doors at the meat counter........

[rawhide]

Funny, but meat does not make you fat! He needed to be over in the bakery section, candy section, and soda pop section. Lots of other places in the store where he should have displayed his disgust.

[DemforBush]

There’s a vid with the perp’s mugshot at the link

Hoo-boy, there ain’t nothin’ but crazy behind that boy’s eyes!

[Salamander]

“Girls get fat from chocolate and sweets.”

You hear that?

Now -stop- it!

[Salamander]

The really hard part is getting them to hold still until you apply the rub.

[gthog61]

probably another tea partier I guess

(Saying that would make as much sense as saying the tax kook or the Pentagon kook were tea partiers)

[Grunthor]

“He Ripped Through Meat To Save Chubby Girls”

Hey I love me some beefy chicks too but property damage does not impress them.

[Salamander]

“He then poured dog food over some of the meat in hopes of contaminating it so it couldn’t be sold”

Food Lion will just buy it discount and hose it off.

[Grunthor]

“Who cut the cheese?”

Oops, my bad.

[Salamander]

S&A uses mind control to force me to eat chocolate.

[it’s weird inside joke]....:)