[Malone LaVeigh]

Guys Who Can't Grow a Mustache: Just give it up. It's the rare man who can pull off facial hair to begin with, and being in the running means you have to be able to grow it in the first place. Besides, that patchy little thing above your upper lip looks like a Chia Pet that didn't take. Just not hot.

[dblshot]

Any woman who can come up with 311 different things that makes a guy undateable is going to spend a lot of time at home or with other women.

[relictele]

First ‘The Rules,’ now this. Do these women really want to start a war? I can bat out 622 items about women if they really want it. Let’s start with black nail polish....

[dangerdoc]

That must be an interesting site, the fire wall won’t let it through.

[DeaconRed]

#1 is probably Liberal "Girlie" Man.
If not it should be. . . . .

[AU72]

And what makes a girl undateable?

[Tijeras_Slim]

They call me MR.312...

[SouthDixie]

#1 reason a man is undateable - his wife.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

Hey now, what’s wrong with a salad? Especially when it’s topped with meat?

[crazyhorse691]

At least for me marriage made me undateable because the Mrs. kept running the girls off. Just kidding, dear...really.

[andy58-in-nh]

She must be a barrel of laughs on a date. I’ve been married for 20 years but I only rejected women as potential dates for one of three reasons (as opposed to 311): left-wing politics, poor personal hygiene, or a humorless, hypercritical nature. I’m guessing these two broads hit the Trifecta.

[mad_as_he$$]

The first order issue with “undateable” men is that most were raised by women.

[trisham]

This kind of nonsense is exactly what one might expect from anyone associated with Oprah.

[mom3boys]

#1 Reason: Being a LIB.

[RC one]

Women hate facial hair. Smooth hairless skin on the face is what they want.

[philetus]

Lemondrop is...

Carrie Sloan, Editor-in-Chief

Erin Scottberg, Editor

Julieanne Smolinski, Editor / Hobbit Enthusiast

Heather Muse, Contributing Editor

Chris(my opinion doesn’t count) Chaberski, Copy Editor

[arealconservativeforachange]

If these broads are fat just wear a pork chop or fudge around your neck. The rules won’t matter.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Anything associated with OAFrah is un-datable by definition.

That alone explains why ellen is having trouble with men.

[Hacklehead]

I wonder where male pattern baldness falls on the list.

[Bigg Red]

Seeing Oprah’s name very quickly removed my interest in this thread.