1 posted on
02/17/2010 10:57:01 PM PST by
Steelfish
To: Steelfish
Do they charge extra for that?
2 posted on
02/17/2010 10:59:22 PM PST by
smokingfrog
(You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... www.filipthishouse2010.com)
To: Steelfish; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued
There are any number of jokes one could make here.
3 posted on
02/17/2010 10:59:41 PM PST by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
To: Steelfish
Gotta keep those special interests going, eh?
4 posted on
02/17/2010 11:00:35 PM PST by
familyop
(cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
To: Steelfish
Darn, if they give you a heart attack, they must be good. Maybe they yodel or something.
parsy, the curious
5 posted on
02/17/2010 11:02:34 PM PST by
parsifal
(Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
To: Steelfish
Maybe they could keep our congressmen from dying before 120. They should stay in Switzerland.
7 posted on
02/17/2010 11:04:50 PM PST by
familyop
(cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
To: Steelfish
8 posted on
02/17/2010 11:05:04 PM PST by
rbosque
(11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
To: Steelfish
I am shocked, SHOCKED! to find there is shocking going on here!
10 posted on
02/17/2010 11:25:49 PM PST by
Ken H
(Debt free is the way to be)
To: Steelfish
This is what we used to have in the old days
14 posted on
02/17/2010 11:52:05 PM PST by
woofie
To: Steelfish; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; Sarah-bot
Next trip to Switzerland I’m going to ask for the girl who has worn out her defib machine - and ordered another.
15 posted on
02/17/2010 11:55:32 PM PST by
shibumi
(Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
To: Steelfish
>>>Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying
If they were actually good at their job, they’d only need their tongue.
17 posted on
02/17/2010 11:59:00 PM PST by
tlb
To: Steelfish
< nitpick>
Defibrilators do not “restart hearts” - if the heart’s in v. fib and you’re lucky, they shock it back into a normal sinus rhythm. Still might do some good if the pros get CPR training too.
< /nitpick>
18 posted on
02/18/2010 12:01:43 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Steelfish
An anodyne public health measure.
Perhaps they could hire Megan as a consultant.
19 posted on
02/18/2010 12:02:05 AM PST by
cynwoody
To: Steelfish
24 posted on
02/18/2010 12:22:07 AM PST by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: Steelfish
That will get a raise out of them...
29 posted on
02/18/2010 12:55:54 AM PST by
njslim
To: Steelfish
electric shop treatmentOh, Mr Editor...cleanup on sentence 1!
No, I'm not the spelling police.
I'm the humor coordinator.
32 posted on
02/18/2010 2:28:11 AM PST by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Steelfish
The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity".
That depends on how you play it...
"Come to Sven's. You'll just die after you meet our very skilled ladies."
33 posted on
02/18/2010 2:33:26 AM PST by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Steelfish; Slings and Arrows; Constitution Day; Las Vegas Dave
Pfft.
Back in my Single Days I used to take a defib with me to Vegas to keep the hookers from dying.
To: Steelfish
To: Steelfish
If they're smart, they'll get themselves a corporate sponsor:
38 posted on
02/18/2010 5:54:23 AM PST by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Steelfish
“Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying”
The arrogance is astounding.
41 posted on
02/18/2010 7:05:44 AM PST by
Grunthor
(America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.)
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