"housekeeping" announcements to make.
Posted on 01/27/2010 4:41:04 PM PST by SE Mom
The president is scheduled to give the State of the Union address at 9 PM eastern.
Honestly! It looks like she put her head in a vat of dippety doo LoL
I think you maybe right...
LOL
I'm going for an hour's swim now. That's about as zen-like and media-free as possible. It is also better for the blood pressure than the alternative.
Irony? Turner Classic Movie Channel has “Manchurian Candidate”, “ I was a Communist for the FBI”. and some other Commie movie on tonight
Question should be, how much goop will be in her face?
Oooooo, got the Obingo cards. Thanks!
Did you notice Fox has listed the guide description for the State of the Union address in Spanish! Someone must have been having a good time.
Oh, that’s PERFECT!
Drinking game
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* For every time Zero says ‘Let me be clear” do one shot.
* For every time Zero sayshope or hopeful do one shot.
* If Obama says “Make no mistake” one shot.
* For every time he says: ‘the past eight years’ or uses the phrase ‘we inherited’ one shot.
* If a Haitian is seated next to Michelle Obama, shot time. Rum.
* If Obama mentions ‘health care reform’ and vows to ‘move it over the finish line’ two shots, but you have to get them down without laughing and having the booze come back up your nose.
* If Prez Zero tells a touching little sob story story of some poor unfortunate denied health care, one shot of Smirnoff. Two shots if they’re actually in the audience.
* If Obama starts defending Cap n’ Tax and global warming, chug and then throw an empty beer can at the television.
* If Slo-Joe Biden chuckles, smiles, talks inappropriately and pees in his pants like last time, one shot.
* If Obama throws something at him, finish the bottle.
* One sip every time Nancy Pelosi jumps up and down and claps her flippers.Three shots if she trips over herself and falls off the stage.
* If the TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) breaks down in mid-speech, champagne toast or whatever else you have handy. With Hawaiian pineapple as a snack.
* If Zero calls for Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal, one shot, preferably something like Amaretto, a Pink Lady or Creme De Minthe.
* If Obama signals he’s going to go for ‘comprehensive immigration reform’ AKA La Amenestia,break out the tequilla or the mescal.
* One shot with a beer chaser for every time Obama mentions ‘working families’ - by which he means union members, of course. If you do this every time he says ‘middle class Americans’ you’ll likely be drunk in no time.
* If he describes his fellow Americans using the words ‘angry’ or frustrated’ one shot.
* Likewise, every time Zero sneers and says” lobbyist”, “big business” “fat cats’ or “Wall Street” .
Of course, if you really want to get comatose,just do a shot every time Obama says ‘I’ or ‘Me’. You’ll be lucky to make it a third of the way through.
http://joshuapundit.blogspot.com/2010/01/play-obama-state-of-union-drinking-game.html
LOL!
Was the game change more about Obama’s war against Harry Reid, Pelosi and other democrats? I guess more to the point Progressives against obstinate Liberals? Listening to Halperin he appears to be an Obama fan.
spins the barstoool round so I can see the big screen.. Let’s boogie!
Notice how that San Francisco COMMUNIST has given up wearing RED for the evening, as the imbecile in charge of the RNC and GOP “Leaders” are clueless in countering the PR campaign by the SOCIALISTS IN AMERICA to paint the GOP “RED”.
must be the pubbies applauding SCOTUS........
LOL.
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