[Feline_AIDS]

"All those involved are from the Mexican state of Oaxaca."

[blam]

Well...times are hard.

[freebilly]

Whatever..., I would’ve asked for a bitchin’ ‘67 Chevy, too. But that’s just me....

[willgolfforfood]

“Are there any more at home like you?”

[Trailerpark Badass]

In the Oaxacan community, such an agreement is "normal and honorable,"

Wonderful.

[Mr. Silverback]

NAPL!

“A California man sold his 14-year-old daughter to an 18-year-old man for cash, beer and meat — then called police when the prospective bridegroom didn’t live up to his end of the deal, authorities said Tuesday.”

[tet68]

“Oaxaca ya gonna keep em down on the farm
after they’ve seen LA.

Thank you , thank you, I’ll be here all week.

[ARepublicanForAllReasons]

With apologies to Cole Porter:

"Love for sale,
appetizing young love for sale.
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love . . . for . . . "

Not really too funny, sorry.

[SunkenCiv]

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat...

I thought the Gatorade was a nice touch.

[Jemian]

I hate to disagree but it sounds like the groom failed to pay the brideprice. It is against the law in California, but it isn’t the moral outrage that many are thinking. If the groom at age 18 has enough resources to pay the brideprice, than more-than-likely he has enough to sustain the bride and theoritically she won’t be still dependent on her parents. IMO, it is not morally wrong but culturally different.

No. My daughters have no such brideprice attached to them although we were once offered, or at least her brother (the freeper known as Jemians Terror) was offered, 7 pigs for our oldest (the freeper known as LionsDaughter). JemiansTerror politely referred the suitor to LionsDaughter’s even larger father.

[isom35]

would it be racist of me to say the beer was probably Corona?

[iowamark]

He could certainly have a great wedding reception with all that.

[dragnet2]

Marcelino de Jesus Martinez

Yet another U.S. Government approved immigrant.

[savedbygrace]

If you’re gonna negotiate for 160 cases of beer, you’d better specify the brand or you’ll get some really bad stuff, man.

[KoRn]

Sounds like a fair deal.

[martin_fierro]

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[Dr.Zoidberg]

Something about family values and the rio grande, although the particulars escape me.

El multiculturalismo es muy divertido!

[rockinqsranch]

I think this is terribly sad. Sad that the young lady of 14 years isn’t considered more than merchandise to be sold, or bartered.

This is disgusting.

[Roscoe Karns]

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

Sold? Sounds like a dowery to me.

[I see my hands]

Innocent.