Good one. It’s the second best joke posted on this thread.
I like this one better:
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Top this:
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
In Swedish:
Gooy gues intu a ber, zeere-a’s a rubut bertender. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zee rubut seys, “Vhet veell yuoo hefe-a?” Zee gooy seys, “Merteeni.” Zee rubut breengs beck zee best merteeni ifer und seys tu zee mun, “Vhet’s yuoor IQ?” Zee gooy seys, “168”. Zee rubut zeen pruceeds tu telk ebuoot physeecs, spece-a ixplureshun und medeecel technulugy. Bork bork bork! Zee gooy leefes, boot he-a is cooreeuoos, su he-a gues beck intu zee ber. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zee rubut bertender seys,” Vhet veell yuoo hefe-a?” Zee gooy seys, “Merteeni”. Egeeen, zee rubut mekes a greet merteeni, geefes it tu zee mun und seys, “Vhet’s yuoor IQ?” Zee gooy seys, “100.” Zee rubut zeen sterts tu telk ebuoot NESCER, Boodveeeser und Juhn Deere-a trecturs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee gooy leefes, boot feends it fery interesteeng, su he-a theenks he-a veell try it oone-a mure-a teeme-a. He-a gues beck intu zee ber. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zee rubut seys, “Vhet veell yuoo hefe-a?” Zee gooy seys, “Merteeni”, und zee rubut breengs heem unuzeer greet merteeni. Zee rubut zeen seys, “Vhet’s yuoor IQ?” Zee gooy seys, “Uh, ebuoot 50.” Zee rubut leuns in reel cluse-a und seys, “Su, yuoo peuple-a steell heppy yuoo futed fur Oobema?”