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Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

Guy jde do baru, tam to robot barman. Robot říká: "Co si dáte?" Ten chlap říká, "Martini." Robot oživuje stále nejlepší martini a řekl muž, "Jaká je vaše IQ?" Ten chlap říká: "168". Robot pak pokračuje mluvit o fyziku, průzkum vesmíru a zdravotnické techniky.

Chlap opustí, ale on je zvědavý, a tak se vrátí do baru. Robot barman říká: "Co si dáte?" Ten chlap říká: "Martini". Opět platí, že robot je velmi martini, že je dává, muž a říká: "Jaká je vaše IQ?" Ten chlap říká, "100". Robot pak se začíná mluvit o NASCAR, Budějovický a John Deere traktory.

Chlap opustí, ale zjistí, že je velmi zajímavé, a tak si myslí, že se pokusí ještě jednou. On se vrátí do baru. Robot říká: "Co si dáte?" Ten chlap říká: "Martini", a robot mu přináší další skvělou martini. Robot pak říká: "Jaká je vaše IQ?" Ten chlap říká: "Hm, asi 50". Robot naklání v opravdu blízko, a říká: "Takže vy lidé stále rádi jste hlasovali pro Obamu?"

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A priest, a Baptist pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

The rabbi says: No, you’re telling it wrong. Listen, Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”