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To: colorcountry

CC..

For several years i lived in another state...

Close to me were 2 cults...

The mormoins and the JWs...

Every month both groups would harras me at my own front door ...

trying to push their unGodly religions down my throat...

Both groups told me that i would be their personal slave when we all got to their great beyond...

However a JW woman had clainmed me first and the mormons were upset about that...

It was a riot...

Both cults fighting over little me...

It went on for years...

Forget about telling them I’m not interested...

They wont take NO for an answer...

Both cults hated the other groups guts and I became a prize...

I was astonishing the tales they told about each other...

they were prepared to fight over me with dueling pistols if need be...

Well I moved to TN more than 20 years ago, and although theres a ward house tucked into a hidden corner here, the mormons have not bothered me all this time...

The JWs are not local and I had not seen them either...

BUT...

Les than 6 months ago...here they come 2 mormon mishies with my apostate self as a future notch on their gun and the MP off their hungry and mistreated backs...

I just told them what they had been taught in their mission classes and the bom etc and they were upset I knew...

They wanted to know how did i know ???

I taught them a thing or 3 and sent them on their way...

Then this morning, here they come...the JWs...

A bright pretty girl...Watch Tower not quite hidden to my nasty searching Flying Imam eyes...

“We would just like to share some imformation
with you...” (No honest mention of religion, bad start)

“What church do you go to?” (I dont mess around)

“We’re Jehovah Witnesses” (At least she was up front)

“No thanks I’m a Christian...” (Politely, smiling)

“Oh, but we’re Christians too..” (Beautiful smile, poor deluded kid)

“No thanks I’m not interested...” (Yo No means No)

The girl and the man with her just stood there on my property at my private door...

The one hiding down in the car was peeking through the steering wheel ...I looked back over at her...she ducked...

No one else had moved...

(Now that is a red rag to a bull)

I got right to the point...

“Please get off MY property...You are not welcome here”

The girl ran... the guy with her hesitated for a second and decided to leave...

One thing though...

They were a lot politer than the mormon guys...

and they did not preach at me like the JWs in that other state would have done all the way back to their car etc...

They left...

SOOOOOOOO

Its on...

The Jolly Ol fight over Nana’s soul

the mormons against the JWs...

Will they be back...

Yeppers...

They’ve found me...

The challenge of the cults...

:)


724 posted on 10/28/2009 6:31:45 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Tennessee Nana

You’re in safe hands Nana.....His!


730 posted on 10/28/2009 9:46:53 PM PDT by colorcountry (A faith without truth is not true faith.)
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To: Tennessee Nana
The challenge of the cults...

Next on FOX...

741 posted on 10/29/2009 4:49:19 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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