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BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
10/9/09 | Buncha Swedish Guys

Posted on 10/09/2009 10:55:14 AM PDT by JennysCool

Nothing follows ... As usual ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: certificate; certifigate; obama; obamawins
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1 posted on 10/09/2009 10:55:15 AM PDT by JennysCool
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To: JennysCool

lol—good one.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 10:56:11 AM PDT by Huck ("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
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To: JennysCool

LOL!


3 posted on 10/09/2009 10:56:49 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: JennysCool

I’d say you won first prize but that has already been awarded ...


4 posted on 10/09/2009 10:57:00 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: NonValueAdded

Ha! Thanks!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 10:57:41 AM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: JennysCool

Mother named Mary. Father not named.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 10:58:11 AM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: JennysCool; SouthTexas; happydogx2; glock rocks

BREAKING NEWS OVER HERE!!!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 10:58:15 AM PDT by tubebender (Santa Claus is always jolly cause he knows where all the bad girls live...)
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To: Enterprise

LOL!!!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 11:01:28 AM PDT by bobby.223
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To: tubebender
Is there a website yet (its been at least a few hours now) that catalogs ALL of -6bama's awards?

In the spirit of the site (not handy, sorry) of what global warming causes (must be a list of thousands of things), many of which are normally mutually exclusive from one another.

9 posted on 10/09/2009 11:01:46 AM PDT by C210N (A patriot for a Conservative Renaissance!)
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To: Enterprise

Tooooooooo funny!


10 posted on 10/09/2009 11:02:15 AM PDT by maggief
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To: JennysCool

THIS JUST IN: “Nobel Prize” name changed to “Obama Prize”.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 11:02:32 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: maggief

Thanks :)


12 posted on 10/09/2009 11:03:10 AM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: JennysCool

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?

Kenya show me your birth certificate?


13 posted on 10/09/2009 11:03:56 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: Huck

That is REALLY funny!


14 posted on 10/09/2009 11:04:07 AM PDT by The Californian (The door to the room of success swings on the hinges of opposition. Bob Jones, Sr.)
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To: JennysCool

That one is funny!


15 posted on 10/09/2009 11:04:33 AM PDT by sickoflibs ( "It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the government spending you demand stupid")
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To: JennysCool

2ND PRIZE!!!


16 posted on 10/09/2009 11:04:44 AM PDT by VastRWCon (Drill Baby Drill - Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: JennysCool

Winner so far today!


17 posted on 10/09/2009 11:07:25 AM PDT by Liberty Tree Surgeon (Mow your own lawn!)
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To: JennysCool

bwahahahaha

Still can’t stop laughing - really good one! I was just about getting sick of these winner threads, this one is a winner! :)


18 posted on 10/09/2009 11:08:08 AM PDT by jcsjcm (American Patriot - follow the Constitution and in God we Trust - Laus Deo)
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To: JennysCool

Good one ;^D


19 posted on 10/09/2009 11:08:32 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: JennysCool
In further breaking news:

Obama has just won an unprecedented two Nobel Prizes in Literature (Fiction) in a single year, for his two books.

Obama has won the Nobel Prize in Physics for single-handedly stopping global warming.

Obama has won the Nobel Prize in Medicine or Physiology for bringing the GOP back to life.

20 posted on 10/09/2009 11:11:46 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)
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