Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Obama wins the Nobel dittoes! (BARF!!)
Unfortunately there is not much to talk about today
Good one!
I can’t wait to hear what Rush has to say about Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
Its gonna be a slow afternoon...I mean, what will Rush have to talk about? Geesh...hope he has some Shanklin stuff primed and ready to go...or three hours of dead air.
NOT!!!!!!!!
I like the St. Louis Rams colors in the Rush banner/logo.
Foreshadowing?
Heisman Watch
Tim Tebow QB Florida Sr.12300072
Colt McCoy QB Texas Sr.3920158
Jimmy Clausen QB Notre Dame Jr.0373140
Tony Pike QB Cincinnati Sr.0053324
Jacory Harris QB Miami So.0013312
B.H. Obama POS Kenya Fr. ZERO
This is going to be an EPIC Rush show today.
JMHO, give the award and the recipient all the attention they both so richly deserve.
Jack-point-zip-diddly-sh**-zero.
Howdy.
Hello, dear.
Hi, this noble prize will backfire sweetie.
Either Tebow or McCoy.... not the Jr... I know, lets give it to a freshman backup QB who hasn’t done anything.
“...money for nothing...”
The DNC accuses the critics of the Nobel award of supporting terrorism. ha
Jimmah Dimmi Cotter calls it a “bold statement”
Personally I say his acheivements have a long way to go for him to rise to the level of Yasser Arafat.
By the way he did not “win” it, the word “win” implies some effort.
I think the golden mic is more meaningful than the Nobel, for sure.
Folks...think about it.
Rwi has spent more time and done more on this thread than The Won had, Presidential experience wise—a whooping 288 hours!!!—when he was nominated.
Beck has his ‘acceptance’ speech (for reals!!!) up right now.
He’s not turning it down...
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