When they run out of terrorist appeasers, they'll start putting Nobel prizes in boxes of Slacker Jack.
Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Morning.
Hurl, Mega-Barf-vein-popping dry heaves DITTOS on Zero’s ‘great accomplishments’....
When they run out of terrorist appeasers, they'll start putting Nobel prizes in boxes of Slacker Jack.
President Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize win mocks award; GOP has ammunition on Iran, Afghanistan
NY Daily News ^ | October 9, 2009 | Josh Greenman
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 9:49:19 AM by maggief
In one fell swoop, the Nobel Prize jury just made a mockery of the world’s most revered honor and handed Barack Obama’s opponents a great talking point. They wounded two doves with one stone.
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Do the folks in Oslo realize what a gift they just gave to the Republicans, who have been hammering away at what they view as Obama’s weak-kneed foreign policy, at his flying all over the planet to curry favor while he (in their analysis) neglects the economy and capitulates on basic American national security interests?
Thanks to the Nobel committee, less than a year into his presidency he’s President of the World, a label he won’t be able to shake.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
(Excerpt) Read more at politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ...”
It is painfully obvious that our senior Senator is out of the loop.
Yes, Obama had 11 days in office prior to him being nominated, but the Nobelians were looking backward.
From very good sources I understand that those Norwegians had two stacks of names.
One stack for nominees held those of NPP nominees (Nobel Peace Prize) and a stack representing
NPTP (Nobel Post Turtle Prize) nominees
Obama actually won for voting present in American politics and having the least impact on anything, AKA Post Turtle. He was the only nominee. No contest.
There was a language translation issue at the prestigious Norwegian Nobel Institute, and by the time they got ready to announce the real Peace Prize recipient, after announcing Obama as Post Turtle of the Century, the press was swooning. The Norwegians held no further announcments. Hence, the Nobel “voting present” Post Turtle Prize.
Well at least racism wasn’t the first accusation to come up.
McLoon is a jagbag.
Morning CC. Have the popcorn ready for today’s show, but will be hard to type with greasy fingers!!!
Also cold and wet in Detroit, hey AlGore, where is this global warming?
No kidding.
Every time I think of it, I laugh outloud.
Sorry about the tigers.
Hi, dear.
The better team won, but it was a great game; that’s all I hoped for.
Morning, CC....I can’t believe Zero got a Nobel....guess the world has to chip in to make him look like he’s actually accomplished something in life.....so far, he’s basically been screwing the pooch while trying to drown it at the same time (the US Citizen / Taxpayer / the children and those not even born yet).
The panel is far far left.
The Tigers had plenty of opportunity to win that game and they blew it. Oh well, they gave us a very entertaining season.
Morning.
Good afternoon, sweetie. How is it going? Did you hear anymore regarding the Great Bed Search?
Gd afternoon!
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