Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Rush Hudson Limbaugh!
Hi, darling.
He should have waited until 3 p.m. to make this announcement...
Hey hey.
I pinged you on the Levin thread yesterday regarding Bob Barker, but you may have missed it, with your busy social calendar and all.
;-)
Sorry.
Morning, got to pop some popcorn for todays show, it’s going to be a good one.
Hi Hon!!! Stay warm this weekend...last I read, ChiTown getting snow showers!!!
Are you listening...Barry is droning on in his pre-acceptance, acceptance.
Obama to come to Oslo to receive Nobel-Norway PM
Source: Reuters
OSLO, Oct. 9 (Reuters) - U.S. President Barack Obama will come to Oslo to collect the Nobel Peace Prize, Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg said on Friday after speaking with Obama.
The prize is handed out on Dec. 10, the anniversary of the 1896 death of the award’s founder Alfred Nobel.
“Obama said he looked forward to coming to Oslo to receive the prize,” a statement from Stoltenberg’s office said after the prime minister phoned Obama to congratulate him.
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The Heisman presentation is on Dec. 12, so he’ll be able to make it back in time to “collect” that award, too.
Scarborough: Rush's Manhood 'In Blind Trust For W'
Or Rush could just ask "Who's Joe Scarborough?" and leave it at that.
Rush Hudson Limbaugh, mmm, mmm, mmm...probably is having the bestest Friday eveh...(ahh...since last Friday...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...)
This ought to be good.
Gonna be 53 on sunday.
Not another foreign trip
Mornin’.
The President received the nomination after only “5 business days!”
You don’t ‘post’ a day over 39!!!
Have a happy birthday!!!
:)PM
Will it take 5 aircraft and a 1,000 member entourage this time?? That $2 million prize won’t even cover the fuel and wagyu beef costs.
Soldier suspended from school (Eagle Scout, Honors Student Had Pocket Knife Locked in Car)
Call the superintendent's office and let him know what a good job he and his staff are doing.
Or maybe even better, "Who did Joe Scarborough used to be?"
A lot likely depends on if Tebow is allowed to play tomorrow.
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